I Will Churn Thy Butter

Sofía, 20 I cry over Mozart. Twitter: @littlemsmercury Instagram: @ccourfeyrac

[youatthebarrigaylistentothis]

hello are there any friends left in here

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[cheesymovie]

oh yeah the russian revolution, or the tsar wars, as i like to

[kushblazer666]

mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service

[youatthebarrigaylistentothis]

Ye Olde Time Man 1: what happened to thee?

Guy who severely burned self and is about to make up dragons: thee haven’t heard?

[thoodleoo]

talking about lgbt+ people in history tiers

shit tier: no gays existed before the modern terms for them were invented

okay tier: words like gay and straight are not exactly accurate but are not wholly incorrect either

good tier: while we shouldn’t use modern lgbt terminology in a scholarly context, there’s no harm in using it in a casual context, especially if it gives lgbt people role models in history to look up and relate to

god tier: Mark Antony Ate Ass: A 300 Page Thesis

[hhgggx]

new idiom: a whole other bucket of bears

when you have a different topic that needs to be discussed but it’s scary so you refuse to acknowledge it

[vampirescholar]

mood for the next three weeks

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[digitalhunk]

what did she do?

that.

[ink-the-artist]

I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy

[queerclouds]

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

[lonelyroommp3]

“les mis reference in an unrelated piece of media where i would not expect a les mis reference” is a distinct emotion in its own right

[theshitneyspears]

ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the 

Me: TANGERINE

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[thyrell]

a new tumblr feature “worst stuff first” that puts all my posts at the top of your dashboard

[youatthebarrigaylistentothis]

what happened to aufdenglischbitte's blog?

Oh she just deleted because she didn’t really come on tumblr anymore. You can follow her on instagram if you wanna keep up with her awesome photos! She has the same username x

[ohfantine]

[insert gay phantom of the opera pun here]