[A Way Back To Then]

Alex | male | melbourne | 21 I'd rather be nine people's favourite thing, than a hundred people's ninth favourite thing.

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[dorkyshidae]

Why y'all gagging so? She bring it to you every ball.

[sixfiguresgettingsick]

[geniusoflove]

i love that mayhem is a legal term. like u can be charged with mayhem. its like arresting someone for funny business

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

the jury finds the defendant GUILTY on all accounts of tomfoolery, japing and generally Taking the Piss

[scary-numbers]

causing a ruckus

[scrabblezard]

My client pleads not guilty on three charges of being back on his bullshit

[meangirlnurse]

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[domesticdad]

This is me all day everyday

[prettyindeath]

[memewhore]

[perkistani]

[badgirlsgotocancun]

When you sit down to pee and then you feel a poop coming ◕‿◕

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[manhub]

Mess

[salty-red-mage]

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

This is just…nah, this ain’t right.

[gisforgregorryyy]

[sukme]

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

[frigbob]

Red berries ONLY

[bukbot]

I’M CAN’T BELIEBE.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

That noise of disgruntlement at the end!

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

[un-magnificentlivesofadults]

update:

[back-that-sass-up]

Great update

[for-those-rainy-days-blog]