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I’m the customer

whatthebec

nobody on this website knows what communism is

flipphonegoth

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

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traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

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I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

thetowndrugdealer

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

biphoenix

thats so rude

kiimtaehyng

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

Had a great time with my angel while watching the #Rangers beat some other angels. (at Globe Life Park in Arlington)

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Hello big boy!

skypestripper

ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.

piss-pirate

Lions are huge kittens

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He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very likely he’ll remember him as an adult. And if the lion shows affection to this guy, then his pride will pretty much be like: “Ok he’s cool we’ll love him too”.

prokopetz

Plus, social apex predators are generally pretty mellow. It’s the solitary types and the herbivores you’ve gotta watch out for. Especially the latter - large herbivores are assholes.

jswander

This is Kevin Richardson!!

He is a badass and has worked for almost twenty years with a ton of lions like these ones. He has his own unique style of handling the lions where he spends countless man hours with the cats, often hand-rearing them from a very young age. The result is he is an “honorary lion” in several of the prides that he oversees in this park in South Africa. He will often go for walks with them like this, or take naps or be just generally cuddly with the lions to enforce the social bond.

He honestly loves these guys like they’re family, and as a result is able to use the lions in films and adverts in a way that is very low-stress for the animals due to their incredible faith in him. Currently he has a youtube channel where you can see him working with the animals and promoting wildlife conservation and awareness :D!