This Belongs In A Museum

This my friends is my stream of conciousness...

[violetsandshrikes]

watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.

[violetsandshrikes]

having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo

[violetsandshrikes]

@the-puffinry

Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).

[youcheatdoctorjones]

JFC, nonononono….I refuse to believe this simulation is functioning as intended.

[juliavaccina-art]

[youcheatdoctorjones]

“I miss when Rage was fighting against the real machine. My mom.”

[youcheatdoctorjones]

Well, well, well. Welcome back to Tumblr. The last refuge of the early 2000s internet.

Reddit is dead. Long live Tumblr

[youcheatdoctorjones]

A bargain for you, @neil-gaiman

I’ll include any impossibility if your choice in to my writing, if you’ll proof-read the chapter it’s in.

[youcheatdoctorjones]

I recently discovered the joys of Discworld.

I wish it hadn’t taken me so long, but at least I finally arrived.

[telltaletypist]

your favorite youtubers and content creators are about to be offered some tantalizing tv/streaming deals so we're all about to find out who the real working class allys are

[cloudbustng]

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

[y3ast]

Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it

[sirduke]

danganronpa

[lastoneout]

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

[catchymemes]

[stevenrogered]

today in social media...

[nerdygaymormon]

[weavemama]

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[alonelylostdisc-deactivated2023]

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

[brightdarkly]

The 2017 Soft Action Boy™ - a male protagonist who treats those around him, especially women, with respect, and uses his compassion and strength of heart as motivation

The antithesis of the Asshole Hero, who treats everyone around him like garbage and makes his friends and love interests teach him how to be a good person so he can save the day at the end, you know who you are

[randomingoftherandomness]

I like this trope so much better

[kevinallenblog]

I’m kinda flummoxed that the term isn’t just Hero. Like, the other example, the Asshole Hero… I thought that one was just Asshole.

[datboigavin]

he’s on his way to greatness!

[suburban-shawty-deactivated2022]

Look at the internet’s son engaging in real world activities 😢

[yonisunrider-deactivated2018032]

My boy going to the league!

[drankinwatahmelin]

we’re doing a great job raising him tbh

[ruinedchildhood]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years