
Product Placement
Mike Driver
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
taylor price
$LAYYYTER

oozey mess
noise dept.
tumblr dot com
occasionally subtle
todays bird

No title available

⁂
No title available
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE

@theartofmadeline

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
almost home
seen from United States
seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from Oman
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Jordan

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Lithuania

seen from Malaysia

seen from Czechia

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from New Zealand
@youknowems
WHY IS EVERYTHING CIRCULAR????? BRING MY SQUARES BACK
(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose
(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes
Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot
not everyone knows this, but you can pet my head like a doggie
Self care day consists of smoking weed and masturbating. Happy Saturday 🫡
Ruud Bos composing the Villa Volta soundtrack, 1996, colorized
Fun fact: jefferson was 12-14 years older than hamilton. The generational gap was exaggerated by the fact that jefferson was also 8 inches taller than him. Imagine getting roasted by a tiny gen alpha kid in court
there should be a place you can go to and say "I need a break from being a person for a week" and they nod, put a collar on you, and then for the next week the only thing you need you to do is be good a good dog and do what your owner tells you. and this should be a free, essential mental health service.
Hi. You. Yes you reading this. I'm proud of you. You haven't done anything wrong. You can let go of the thing you're worried about. You can breathe and take a break. You can rest. Love you <3
i like clingy. i like double texts. i like random calls. i like paragraphs. I love being excited to talk <3
maybe it's dumb but........ love is stored in humans finding out we can make heart shapes with our hands in different ways and teaching it to each other and doodling hearts on your friend's math homework and booping your nephew's nose and saying i love you as a farewell and giving flowers meanings and holding hands and the heart eyes emoji and in each other
Ohhhh
"hit His prostate this" "milk His prostate that"
where are the fucking posts about milking Her prostate.
heres 5 quick tips to Obliterating you favorite girls prostate~ 💖💖💖
10 best ways to destroy her prostate
Some tips from a girl with a prostate: * DESTROY IT. Her girldick/clit/whatever might be soft and sensitive, but her prostate is not. It needs punishment. You have to fuck her hard, and relentlessly. If she wants to get her g-spot pounded until she cums so hard she nearly blacks out, you need to talk and explain that you might have to push her. You might have to make her cry. There is a solid chance this will make her dripping wet. * DESTROY IT softly. Or rather, with a soft tool. The amount of brutal fucking you’re going to do means you run the risk of tearing her, and then she’s out of action for play for 1-6 months. Find a nice, super-soft toy if you’re going to peg her. Bio-dick is also pretty great, texture and firmness wise. Fingers might be too firm and intense for her, so be aware of that, and hard plastic toys are really hard to learn with. * Have a firm understanding of how to reach it. It’s fairly shallow, and to the front. Bottoming out in her is fun as fuck, but remember that it’s not the best way to make her into a drooling, mewling mess. Right past the tightest point of her hole is the sweet spot, and you’re aiming for the back of whatever hardware she has in front. Fuck her from behind, into the mattress. Push her knees up to her ears, if you’re railing her from the front. Have her lean back, and let you watch the whole show, if she’s riding on top of you. Go for the full nelson, instead of reverse cowgirl, if she’s on top and inverse to you. * Fuck her brain the hardest of any part of her. Know her kinks and fantasies, and engage with them. Use words and phrases that will make her quiver, maybe watch her favorite kind of porn together, during. Indulge her, and put her in the most receptive place to have her mind melt into desperate lust. * Foreplay. Like any other girl, if she’s aching for it long before you begin, she’s most likely to cum like a rocket. Get into her head, and stay there all day. * Desperation. Make sure she hasn’t cum for at least a few days, ideally a week. Tease her. Edge her. Make her edge herself. If she’s into it, consider chastity. * Set the scene. She needs to feel safe, comfortable and like she has all the time in the world. You can’t “fit this in” to your schedule, this IS your schedule, if you want to make it happen. Likewise, remove any negative vibes from her mind that you can. If she’s got genital dysphoria, take her junk out of the equation with cute lingerie or chastity. Make her feel unpressured to perform, but also let her know how much you’d enjoy seeing her squirt for you. * Pay attention. You’ll know when you’re getting it right from the pathetic/adorable noises she’ll start making. Do more of that. * Do it often. Even if you don’t get her to cum from prostate/g-spot stimulation alone the first time, or the tenth, it’s a process. She needs to learn how to lean into it, how to “let it happen”. She needs to be able to practice, so she can learn to cum for you the way you both want. * Have fun.
I do very much appreciate this information. 💜 Another reblog it is.
Certified Sex ED Post!
I really feel this.
Or maybe...
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT