You Know These Happened

We all know these things have happened and or have been heard all over the multiverse of madness (multi-show* incorrect quotes blog)

[youknowithappened]

Finnick: And it's Johanna, right? I mean she's the toughest of all of us. No offense guys.

Haymitch: No, that's accurate.

Chaff: Very fair.

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Peeta: I love you so much.

Katniss: I love you too.

Peeta: This is real. You're my wife.

Katniss: I know. You're my husband.

Peeta: You married me in front of people!

Katniss: I did. I was there.

[youknowithappened]

Effie: Where's Katniss?

Haymitch: Off disappointing Jesus.

[youknowithappened]

Peeta: Katniss's even wearing her formal leather jacket.

Katniss: It's the one without any blood on it.

[youknowithappened]

Haymitch: Why don’t you like hugging, Katniss?

Katniss: Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face

[youknowithappened]

Mags: Talk to her. That’s what friends do!

Haymitch: Nope. I’m going to wait until I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

Mags: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Haymitch: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

[youknowithappened]

Effie: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Effie:....

Effie: Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

[youknowithappened]

Haymitch: Effie's gonna kill me, isn't she? How fucked do you lot think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I? Beetee: Oh, 12. Plutarch: Yeah. 12, say. Haymitch: Out of what? Beetee: Er... 50. Plutarch: Oh. Mine was out of 10

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Plutarch: Have you been yelled at by Effie yet? Haymitch: I'm not scared of her! Plutarch: So that's a no.

[youknowithappened]

Katniss: I'm going to talk to Peeta right now because I am emotionally mature. Haymitch: Show off.

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"I’m so hungover, my body’s shutting down, and nothing you’re saying makes sense"

- Haymitch Abernathy

[youknowithappened]

Peeta: She's a ten. You're a six. Be confident. Katniss: And don't giggle. Haymitch: I'm a grown man I don't giggle. Effie: Hey Haymitch! It's really good to see you. Haymitch: *giggles* Katniss and Peeta: *Hit him*

[youknowithappened]

Everyone knows my role here is to look hot, and I am doing my job flawlessly.

- Finnick Odair

[youknowithappened]

Haymitch: You know Effie, I've been drinking- Effie: ... Haymitch: I mean, thinking.

[youknowithappened]

Haymitch: Have you told Katniss how you feel? Peeta: Yes. Just not out loud.

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Effie: Be careful! Haymitch: My middle name is careful Effie: I know your middle name and I only wish it was careful.

[youknowithappened]

Katniss: *catching Effie and Haymitch making out on the couch* What are you doing? Haymitch: Nothing! Katniss: Whatever it was it looked like Effie was winning.