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alix | they | 21 | bristol | trying my best | help me make rent: https://gofund.me/553445756

[youknowme-sowell]

Donate to Help me make my rent this summer!, organized by Alix Nicholls

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This m… Alix Nicholls needs your support for Help me make my

Help me make rent this summer!!

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This means I'll be paying two rents while the contract for my student house runs out (and I'm not allowed to sublet). I'm starting minimum page work in a school and will therefore have less money through the summer, when I'll still need to pay rent and bills. I'm fundraising to give me a helping hand while I get on my feet. I am a worried about how I'm going to afford to live so everything is helpful!

Thank you for any help you can offer - everything is appreciated!!

[karte-returns]

Fine, I'll admit it. Sometimes I make posts to try to bait haiku-bot

[the-haiku-bot]

Fine, I’ll admit it.

Sometimes I make posts to try

to bait haiku-bot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[duke-keane-irl]

sun comes up 🌄 we're born 👶 we live 😃 we die 🪦 sun comes down 🌕 we're born we live and❓️for some reason❓️ most do not 🙅‍♀️hear👂the bell 🔔 that doth toll for them

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

like i know sometimes the most unassuming tools do the job but i cannot stress enough that he simply tried to pry open a metal fire door with it. he didn’t try to employ it on the lock in any way. the slotted spoon told me immediately this was not our man. pack it up chef boyardee

[the-ladyguinevere]

So what was it like having the fire department axe open the door

[the-haiku-bot]

So what was it like

having the fire department

axe open the door

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[donniehaspronouns]

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

[donniehaspronouns]

you. you get it.

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[silestra7]

THE HAIKU BOT AWAKENS

[big-smiling-monkey]

IT HAS BEGUN

[youknowme-sowell]

some nickandcharlie embroideries ive done recently 🍂 (taken from comic panels and lovingly recreated)

[youknowme-sowell]

some nickandcharlie embroideries ive done recently 🍂 (taken from comic panels and lovingly recreated)

[youknowme-sowell]

Donate to Help me make my rent this summer!, organized by Alix Nicholls

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This m… Alix Nicholls needs your support for Help me make my

Help me make rent this summer!!

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This means I'll be paying two rents while the contract for my student house runs out (and I'm not allowed to sublet). I'm starting minimum page work in a school and will therefore have less money through the summer, when I'll still need to pay rent and bills. I'm fundraising to give me a helping hand while I get on my feet. I am a worried about how I'm going to afford to live so everything is helpful!

Thank you for any help you can offer - everything is appreciated!!

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[our-trans-punk-experience]

"They're treating me like a child"

"Oh sweet - they're being patient, caring, and understanding of your limited life experience of whatever the current issue is?"

"No?? They're being condescending, controlling, and denying me autonomy!!"

[GIF desc: white man blinking in shock, surprise, and disbelief meme]

[the-haiku-bot]

[GIF desc: white

man blinking in shock, surprise,

and disbelief meme]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[jxwxxngie]

I really thought about killing myself before I thought about just quitting university and doing something else and that about sums up academia I think

[idkimconfusednow]

Welcome haiku bot I love how you reflect me And more beloved

[the-haiku-bot]

Welcome haiku bot

I love how you reflect me

And more beloved

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[youknowme-sowell]

Donate to Help me make my rent this summer!, organized by Alix Nicholls

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This m… Alix Nicholls needs your support for Help me make my

Help me make rent this summer!!

Hi, my name is Alix - I've just finished university and am relocating for work. This means I'll be paying two rents while the contract for my student house runs out (and I'm not allowed to sublet). I'm starting minimum page work in a school and will therefore have less money through the summer, when I'll still need to pay rent and bills. I'm fundraising to give me a helping hand while I get on my feet. I am a worried about how I'm going to afford to live so everything is helpful!

Thank you for any help you can offer - everything is appreciated!!

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person