Freyja: You're not a woman until you get blood on all your favourite pants.
Loki: What about trans women?
Freyja: I never said it had to be your own.

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@youmysticalbitchyou
Freyja: You're not a woman until you get blood on all your favourite pants.
Loki: What about trans women?
Freyja: I never said it had to be your own.
Reading Candles for Yes/No Answers
High, steady flame: Yes
Low, steady flame: No
Short, weak flame: No
Dancing flame:Needs more focus. Reground and try again.
Violent flickering flame: Strong no. Take this as a warning if you are certain this isn’t caused by an outside force or natural defect in candle.
Sputtering/Cracking flame: There is more to your answer than a simple yes or no,
Dual flame: Thinking, wait for answer.
Flame leaning to left: Yes
Flame leaning to right: No
Candle will not light: Ask later
Candle will not go out: You are not done yet. There is more you need to hear.
Candle goes out during session: Now is not the time to ask.
I take issue with the assumption Hel is a bad place and Valhalla is a good place.
I think it all depends on what you want in the afterlife. Either can be good or bad. I personally think Odin choosing you to be target practice until for all eternity is a terrible absolutely atrocious afterlife.
Give me Helheim. Give me a gentle snowy slumber. No more fighting. My war will have ended.
He’s right and he should say it.
Bring on full myth Loki. Next season have him fuck a horse.
When's your birthday?
Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Viking drakkar styles - ship heads
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
i want this on my grave
More cat tarot by popular request
Ya'll know I'm fucking right.
Bless me to be…
As Courageous as Tyr
As Strong as Thor
As Wise as Odin
As Fierce as Freya
As Healthy as Idun
As Beautiful as Frigg
As Compassionate as Sjofn
As Enduring as Skadi
As Accepting as Lofn
As Hearty as Freyr
As Regal as Hel
As Cunning as Loki
As Bright as Baldr
As Observant as Heimdal
As Dedicated as Vidar
As Loving as Nanna
As Just as Forseti
As Peaceful as Nott
As Grounded as Sif
As Glorious as Ullr
As Creative as Bragi
As Warm as Sol
As Wealthy as Njord
As Loyal as Sigyn @sigynfreespirit
Loki: Go big or go home!
Thor, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Loki, for once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
Loki, whispering: I'm going big.
Norse mythology fails to convey the sense of terror that must have hung over Asgard every time Loki was gone for longer than eight months and three weeks
Nine Realms in Norse Mythology
So, I came across this while reading Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman, and if that doesn't sum up everything I don't know what does
Tell me I’m wrong
.... Just sayin.