the leaky sink of sentiment

Alli. 28. she/her. chronically ill, chronically tired. INFP, Slytherin, Melancholic, Pisces.

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[treygotguap]

[kcdworld]

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

[screamswithbuffalo]

they her friends, not yours lol

[caduceus-tealeaf]

[pangur-and-grim]

I think……………… there’s something under there?? should I look?

[pangur-and-grim]

oh……… okay.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh……… okay! it’s her!

[aww-so-pretty]

Omg!!!! these dogs are so beautiful :D

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[cowboylegolas]

sam, in passable elvish: i think your makeup looks nice today :)

legolas, who knows that aragorn’s only teaching the hobbits elvish so legolas can’t talk shit about them anymore:

[sattelite-of-love]

rent (2005) dir. chris columbus

[filmnoirsbian]

Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanov and Clint Barton, the holy trinity of interesting comic characters fucked up and plainwashed by the mcu

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

#this is a deaf clint. romani jewish wanda. personality natasha household

[bassoonrockeur]

“I’m not winging it, I swear!” -Ruby

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[i-am-a-fish]

just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys

[i-am-a-fish]

actually on second thought that’s kinda hot

[pokeyscrypt]

Please give it a third thought.

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[thecommonchick]

[thejoyfulfox]

I’ve been caught

[optimistictrainwreck]

I feel personally attacked

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[truthisademurelady]

wow the music video is an absolute gift.

[eugostoderaposas]

I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’  article that said she was dating harry. I would be like  HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!

she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.

“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum

“Of course, Harry is so lovely” - Fleur Delacour                                           

“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” - Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)

“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house

“At the same time” - Fred and George Weasley

“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” - Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.

“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” - Ginerva Weasley. 

“He made us gay” - Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Harry does not stop glaring at everyone for the entire school year, meanwhile Ron literally cannot stop laughing

At the end of the year Dumbeldore awards Gryffindor an additional five hundred house points for Harry’s achievements at bedding the entire student body, the other teachers all have their heads in their hands they are working in a ridiculous place of ridiculous people