rich dude kryptonite

She's bisexual and dead, where else would she be

[annalandin]

There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

[annalandin]

*taps sign* I am once again being haunted by ladies of questionable reality, as well as a lot of blank blogs without a custom avatar. If you are a recent arrival from the ex-parrot site with a brand new tumblr blog, I am asking you to please post ANYTHING at all on your blog, even if you're only going to lurk passively to follow people. Otherwise, you look just like the dozens of bots I've blocked this week.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[segamascott]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[ghoulsabouttownpod]

Usually For Men: Hanson, KY

Usually For Men: Hanson, KY

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[fairycosmos]

theres never been a good shoe like the converse since the converse if im honest with you

[keenbugg]

no other post has ever spoken to me as much as this one

[markovchaingang]

it's quite fascinating that tumblr's shitposting game is so strong considering how inhospitable the site's design is to jokes. anything short of writing "this is a shitpost not an actually held stance" in the post itself will inevitably net you a bunch of comments about how actually throwing a custard pie at someone's face is legally assault and that clown should be rotting in jail (rehabilitatively)

[bannertanks]

[liesandnights]

No rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time.

[lichpire]

Butches absolutely must start welcoming transfems into our conversations more. I could kinda understand if tme butch allies have a bit of trepidation that it can be misgendering and disrespectful to transfems to encourage them to engage with butch identities, but that’s not what I see in the community.

The exclusion I see if from a very clear place of transmisogyny. That transfems are only welcome in sapphic places if they adhere to femininity, which is bullshit. A trans woman does not have to adhere to any fucking expectation to be respected as a woman. She can have short hair and facial hair, she doesn’t have to wear skirts, there is not a reason in the world we should expect some heightened level of femininity from them that allows them to deserve the respect and dignity of having their gender identify accepted.

If you find it hot when a tme butch exhibits masculinity, but not when I trans woman chooses to do the same, you have a clear bias that needs to be examined.

I’m happy I’m butch, I like the culture of it, I like how it influences my identity and personality. The key rings and carabiners, whooping from friends when I pick up a power tool, it’s fun! And none of these things are “what it means to be butch” it’s a lot looser than that.

Butches have always looked out for other sapphics of all presentations, that should always include trans women, no matter what. They’re always welcome here, and if butches still want to stand as a vanguard of sapphic communities, we stand for them too.

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[kosmogrl]