You're An Idiot

Find the humor in life and realize we live in a world of idiots.

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When I finally have my first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the year

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When there is someone talking in the movie theater

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When it is starting to feel impossible to find a new job

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When my boss asks me to stay late on a Friday

                                                                      I'm like:

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When I get a speeding ticket for going 5 over

                                                                               I'm like:

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When my co-worker starts complaining to me

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When I'm drunk and call to order Little Caesars

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HIT 200 FOLLOWERS! HOLLA BITCHES!

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When I get carded to see a R rated movie

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When someone tries to talk to me during my shows

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When I still have an hour left at work

                                                                       I'm like:

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When I pack food for a hike in Colorado

                                                                     I'm like:

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When I finish shotgunning my beer first

                                                                         I'm like:

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When I'm on my third piece of pizza

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When my internet randomly goes out

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When my doctor asks how many drinks I have in one sitting

                                                                       I'm like:

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When my friend tries to tell me I drink too much