It’s most definitely not me

Shitposts and some ffs. Wife of Ville Valo.

[punk-sharkz-zero]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[chalamet-chalamet]

The secret is…it’s not the chocolate that matters. It’s the people you share it with.

-Wonka (2023)

[chalamet-chalamet]

“Noodle, noodle, apple streudel” 🎶

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[thoughtstherapy]

[danceswithratstoo]

This deserves a reblog!

[andyridgeley]

me everyday

[kocksville]

Steve-O: Gnarly (2020)

[thememedaddy]

[dcrlvz]

[catchymemes]

[fibro-memes]

[reyairia]

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

[homunculus-argument]

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.

[devilyouwere-deactivated2024060]

me, shaking and crying and trying not to throw up: it's your blog you can reblog your fic as much as you want to you're allowed to be proud of the work you make it's your blog you can reblog your fic as much as you want to—

[daily-spooky]

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now