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"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing,there is a field. I'll meet you there."

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

women be downloading pdfs

[just-another-keysmash]

And men….don’t….?…?

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

no men can’t read

[fujoshiwarrior]

what’s tonight’s mood

[grimspy-deactivated20201130]

[laughconfetti]

i know the exact emotion this person is trying to portray

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I'm ready to stop realizing things

[techtvhottie]

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[sadniple-deactivated20220225]

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud. 

[scumfuckus]

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

[scumfuckus]

[catchymemes]

[im-the-batmann]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

[gluevah]

Snorlax is at Build-a-Bear now! And his outfit is pajamas!

[unsounded]

[youdonothing]

[davidsfincher]

It’s difficult out there, you guys will understand when you get older.

[mogifire]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Michael the Magnificent

[4444555666777888999]

Um no offense but why doesn’t anyone memorize passages from books and then recite them aloud for everyone at parties anymore.

[mynameismeowmeow]

We memorize vines, the office, and John mulaney segments instead, war has changes but humanity has not