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A prodigy

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

cryoverkiltmilk

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

theleafriday

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truckhole-deactivated20181203

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

margbarcis

that was the devil

berleezysbonnett

No swearING ON MY, CHRISTIAN SERVER

surprisebitch

wholesome

cheritsundere

Transcription:

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r0kita

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

r0kita

antoniporowski

autohaste

I LOST IT AT THE END

luxuriant-starlight

The girl brightening her underarms is actually Khloe Dosh!!

“Khloe broke down the benefits of these ingredients in an Instagram post. She explained oats exfoliate and remove excess oil and bacteria, while turmeric evens skin tone, cayenne pepper improves skin’s texture, and the glue helps to peel off the mask. Not into using glue? Khloe suggests mixing in a peel-off mask instead.”

via hellogiggles

This hyperpigmentation trick apparently also helps brighten up inner thighs and around your neck!

alwaysbewoke

The switch up at the end kills me hahahaha!!!

gaycism

“Termenick”

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, threatening to shoot them during a protest against police killing innocent people.

backstageinsecurity

not forgetting that said black man is protecting a CHILD from the officer by shielding him with his body

clonepa2

WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

69deactivated-deactivated202205

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

stereofeathers

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting