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I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

angel-derangement

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

ablubluh

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

#fucking diabolical #like damn

shencomix

jadeday

holy shit i am in da strange aeon

wlwarhammer

Imagine you realise being gay is an option because you kiss your best friend who is getting married to your crush who might only be your crush because every other man you know is a chopped geriatric and then a transfer student tells you your mother is Osama Bin Laden

youroldpalsteph

Aaah this is such a good summary

#handmaid's tale spoilers #the testaments #the testaments hulu #agnes mackenzie #becka grove

doomedmutual

junewild

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

captain-price-returns

What did Mitch mean when he said this

captain-price-returns

Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards

#aaah fuck #tw american politics #usa #politics

the-muppet-joker

I know you're all here to jack it to, frankly, the best muppet porn fanfiction that tumblr has to offer but I have other things to talk about that I cannot remain silent anymore such as 1. My American Psycho remake fancast and 2. The fact that hit comedian Ally Beardsley is my Patrick Bateman send post

i-will-recover-tomorrow

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??