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Tony, 26, M, ♊☀️♋🌚♏⬆️, cishetphobic reverse racist gay Antifa Inc. supersoldier, Tdate 7/19/16. licensed dangerous Trans Rights Extremist™, genderist extraordinaire, mixed Ecuadorian American, and passionate anarchist. i'm always a slut for pumpkin spice and the Oxford comma. killjoys make some fuckin noise

[methargicismm]

Happy Phineas and Ferb day!!!

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[factorielle]

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[ditto]

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

[yourunclesatan-blog]

we didn't use any honor system whatsoever lmfao op what are you talking about

we abused that power maliciously and without a care in the world

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

[kereeachan]

Yep! Something to keep looking forward to, while also supporting people who don’t force their employees to crunch!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kristina100000]

8 y/o me seeing cartoon girls with black hair and purple eyes: i am she

[hellsite-yano]

I was gonna post a hot take but yall aint ready

[hellsite-yano]

[estradiol]

hey op

[startrekisgay]

i love being gay and having good taste in music.

[smallcatwoman]

taylor swift is a lesbian icon and a legend. how many platinum albums do you have?

[harleytheanti]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Galaxy, collecting 9999 Star Bits turns all the green coconuts in the game into watermelons.

[norwayspruce]

this is fucked

[transcephalopod]

healthy gay male relationships in which the characters involved kiss, have a sex life, go on dates, declare their love and affection for each other, share a bed, etc will ALWAYS be more revolutionary and necessary to portray than a relationship that’s “undoubtedly a love story but what kind is up to you! uwu why do you want to see them KISS or get some other actual confirmation of their love you disgusting homosexual!”

men being friends or in a relationship ~without labels~ comes second to representing gay men’s love. always.

[sit-back-relax-relapse]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

[musica-mundana-archived-blog]

That’s a shark

[callmebliss]

True scourge of the high Cs

[swarnpert]

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing

[lyril]

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