I Ride Them Memes For Miles

This is my main blog, where I'll post whatever I feel like. I’m 24, single and ready to be disappointed again. Most of this blog will be memes, with some politics sprinkled here and there. You can call me Jake, or meme. Rock Bottom is my birth stone.

[midiport]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the sort of video content I wanna see more of

via: chaeronea

[aneurcyst]

I WAS GOOGLING STUFF FOR HAIR REMOVAL AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE COMMENTS I READ IM CHOKING

[swarnpert]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pkpaulshow]

[angeliceagleflies]

Cinematic comedic timing

[feath-3-r]

Weeeee…?

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)

[undeadgirlboy]

very homophobic that im not being k*ssed rn

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The best

[ironbloodaika]

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

[official-katori]

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Reblog every time

[jasper-rolls]

people always talk about the caveman or swooce but this is the best bit of skooks imo

[rosmaryne]

honestly ‘himbo’ got the ‘thicc’ treatment ya’ll call a himbo every man who does a stupid thing one(1) time and who even isn’t a beefcake just like some of ya’ll call someone skinny with a little bit of ass thicc. you disgust me.

[rosmaryne]

Kronk is the best example of a himbo you fools

[peppapigvevo]

requirements:

1) dumb as fuck

2) respects women

3) BEEF

if they dont have all three the cant be a himbo that’s the rule

[vitariesocks]

Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

[hydro-homies]

Same

[wessasaurus-rex]

Why is there a D in Fridge but not when it’s Refrigerator?

[kaasbolletje]

[gunggaygirl]

of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay

[metvmorqhoses]

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of