Youtube Saved Me.

Hi my name is Lauren and I'm 27 and I am angry with the world.

[moniquill]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dykebeckett]

[the-big-mood]

Imagine being Shakespeares plug

Scientists find evidence of cannabis in tobacco pipes dug up in legendary playwright’s garden.

[ruinedchildhood]

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo” suddenly makes sense, man was probably zoning out in the garden.

[getouttahere34]

Weed, the true artist.

Now only imagine if he pulled a Stephen King… The wild stories we would get in Ye Ol English. 😂😂

[the-big-mood]

"The study included 24 pipe fragments: cannabis was indicated in eight samples – four of which came from Shakespeare’s garden – nicotine in one sample, and “definite evidence” for Peruvian cocaine from coca leaves in two samples."

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[defydamage]

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

[quendergeer]

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[kaijuno]

[skeletondanceparty]

[the-big-mood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[achillesinhighheels]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[thelockenessmonster]

It’s substance abuse

[fairycosmos]

[pukicho]

Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

DON'T ASK YOURSELF "AM I A GOOD PERSON?" ASK YOURSELF "IS WHAT I AM DOING GOOD?" OR EVEN! "WHAT'S A GOOD THING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW?"

DON'T WORRY ABOUT JUDGING AND SORTING YOURSELF! JUST MAKE YOUR BEST CHOICES!!

[tinkerbitch69]

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[myfootyrthroat]

"It was just a joke!"

Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.

[myfootyrthroat]

"You can't even tell a joke anymore!?"

You can and you did. And people can react to it. Here we are.

[targetedknowledge]