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werewolves stink like wet dog and shed all over your furniture and are probably really really needy around a full moon and wake u up all the time with questions about morality but on the other hand vampires are like “øh hëllö thêrę vøuld yoü lïke to help me örganise mai evening vear closët for the third time this veëk :)” so really you cant win

mewrails

just say ur a top and leave

pinkisbitter

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

This one?

PRECISELY THAT ONE

real ice eater memes

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me

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lov the cronch

spookbot

my naym is Pidg and wen its cold and all the drips to rouftops hold i sit up hygh i hav my lonch -

i chomps the ice.

i lov the cronch.

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elon: this dinner is exquisite wouldnt you say claire

grimes: ëėêëheehhehhehehe….mmmmmmmm *opens her mouth and a baby alligator comes out*

elon: i feel the exact same way about being a member of the bourgeois

grimes: Elon I Have A Confession To Make

elon: anything claire

grimes: *begins to ever so slowly levitate* If You Love Me…..uuuuuuuuuuuuüùÿ I Need To Redistribute Your Wealth

elon: claire that is proposterous i will not let you do that

grimes: ………eueueu i See *lights elon on fire with her psychic powers* AAAEEEE

waiter: how is everything going over here folks

grimes: its great we’ll take the çheck :)

itsjusteurovision

derpycats

suffuse

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

cherenkovs

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

bunny-realness

i’m here for luck, louis wain (1926)

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Natalie.

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striders

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!