Lost in Thot

I have all my good noodle stars because I'm a good noodle.

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me if i owned a foosball table

someone: hey whats up

me: i own a foosball table

[andyrogyny-deactivated20190517]

So this happened the other day.

[zandolaf]

ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

[ryuokowolf]

@eemamminy

[chibigingi]

[strawberryoverlord]

Blogs arent getting deleted on purpose and yall need to stop starting mass panick literally right now cause its annoying

[witches-and-weirdos]

So hey. Try spreading this to your purged friends.

Tell them to contact tumblr.

And get their blogs back.

[witches-and-weirdos]

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[butterflyinthewell]

A present for the bully who told me to slit my throat to silence my “terrible singing voice”.

* * * WARNING: Flicker from a candle; be safe if you have photosensitive epilepsy or migraines!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oI8posPrcc

Btw, those bags under my eyes are from Gucci and I’ll wear them proudly because Gucci bags are a lot more glamorous than somebody who thinks bullying is cool.

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

do u remember those fuckers those…

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

those WEEGGh gHOGH stick fuckers

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

THESE

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

And theyre called….. oh no-

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Hey baby ;)

Wanna touch my Groan Tube

[goattrain]

Neon Groantube Evangelion

[durbikins]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: background picture is of a blue and white sky, a tree grows to the right on a pink hill, to the left is a blue circle containing white text that says “support autistic trans people”. End image description.)

[thetransmedtruscum]

Cause and effect, actions have consequences.

If you don’t have dysphoria don’t clog up the already ridiculously long lines to help people who actually do have it.

[arguingtumbleruser]

Things the lgbt community is doing that make me wish I wasn’t lgbt:

It/its pronouns

He/him lesbians

“Spacesexual genderflux non dysphoric gnc trans boy! (He/she/they/fae)”

“”“"Preferred”“”“ pronouns (they aren’t preferred. I am a guy. You call me he.)

Neopronouns/genders in general……

“I don’t try to pass as a boy but if you misgender me or refuse to date me like a cute yaoi boy you’re transphobic”

Every trans guy is a “smol flower soft boi”

Every trans woman is a “big strong muscle lady wife”

Forcing the queer label on everyone in an act of “reclaiming” it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teathattast]

bruh moment

@lilfatherfigure

[introverteddivergentspeaks-blog]

“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you’re alive.”

— Unknown (via cwote)

[encourage]

video game: allows me to double jump

me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum

[thebootydiaries]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell