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“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
Halal movie night follow up
i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything
Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music
Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.
#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again
die girlies reading this 🥰
oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies
The girlies reading this post
They are talking about dinosaurs
me and the gang on discord taking turns to infodump
the adult version of hiding yr head under the covers when afraid of monsters is refusing to look at yr bank account
also avoiding email
Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I'm always like "why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day."
But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you're inside the car, inside the situation, it's easy not to notice all the extra work you're doing just to maintain the status quo.
There's all sorts of type of work that we think of as "free" that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.
The next time you think you're tired from "nothing", consider instead that you're probably in situation where you're doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.
opening my body's task manager to see what's taking up all my cpu
Thank you to the brave SCOTUS clerk or staffer that probably committed career suicide to leak the opinion overturning Roe v. Wade when they knew the whole country would be glued to the internet looking for Met Gala looks.
As we watch elite rich people flaunt their wealth, remember that reproductive rights are being chipped away more and more everyday. While abortion remains legal nationwide for two more months, you are witnessing a direct attack on folks who can get pregnant, and specifically on Black, Latines, Asian and Indigenous folks.
And remember that it doesn’t stop here. The implications are extreme and next on the list are Lawrence v. Texas (case that legalized sodomy) and Obergefell v. Hodges (case that legalized same-sex marriage). The draft opinion refers to see as phony rights. People are going to die on a large scale because of this.
King
Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity
Here's some fun links:
Elon Musk Jet
Jeff Bezos Jets
Bill Gates Jets
Donald Trump Jets
Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Reblogging for the last one because that is next gen
I wonder if musk bought twitter to silence this kid specifically.
the new halloween movie looks great
This is hilarious but I cannot stress enough never ever plug a strange USB into your computer Jesus Christ. You will get PC Chlamydia and die.
for real babes there’s tons of programs that can activate straight from a usb and you don’t even have to click on anything. there’s this really interesting one that fries your whole computer by making it overheat itself so that pieces start melting together.
be careful of strange data sticks
Professional computer guy here always stick weird flash drives into your computer it’s fun and sometimes you get to see Mikey’s meat
They did it they glided to the sugar
I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you
Like for Chair Covers
Reblog for Important Ghost Meeting
“Gentleghosts, I’m pleased to announce that chain-rattling is up 40% this quarter, but it seems that our howling-in-anguish-in-the-middle-of-the-night division is going to have to pick up the pace if we don’t want to lose marketshare to the Banshees.”