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this was funnier in my head
This should not be allowed I-
Watching the creation of the Final Pam always feels less like Justin and Griffin were creating her and more like she had always been, and simply channeled her into the mortal world
the best instance of this, to my mind, is when they first put the pompadour wig on her and Griffin shouts “WHAT?? YES!!!” which was 100% a cry of discovery
ah yes. i too am a big fan of the mcelroys
one of the boys are gonna play a bard in the next season of taz, i'm speaking this into existence
TRES HORNY BOYS 2 BUT ITS A PUN NOW BC THEY ALL PLAY SOME TYPE OF HORN
the most wholesome moment in all of taz is in that candlenights liveshow where they're supposed to get an action doll for angus and they come back with a shitty scorched one without a leg and he says "you can see angus' detective brain start working as he looks at you magnus and your crossbow wound and multiple bruises, and as he looks at you taako and your burned hat and singed hair, and as he looks at you merle and your two spider bites on your neck, and then he looks down at the doll and back up at you and he says "it's perfect"."
fem mcelroys! fem mcelroys! fem mcelroys!
happy third anniversary to the banana cronch!! (12.06.20)
the fact that op went through the effort to censor nick BEHIND the timeline AND censor his name in the title instead of just using s picture of griffin biting the banana is so, so pathetic.
is that a fucking challenge
No one:
My ears:
no one:
my legs:
no one:
my hands:
no one:
my brain:
Who?
I just had the words “taako mcelroy vriska” in my drafts and I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean
taako mcelroy vriska you were named after the bravest people I ever knew
literally ‘how could you forget lup?’ is one of the most powerful lines in the whole podcast for me just because of the cheerful, silly way griffin sounds for a second when he says it, you get the sense that that’s how taako felt, too, like for a second it all seemed like some weird dream – haha, funny, a universe where he didn’t remember lup! fuckin’ weird right? – but then as griffin goes on his voice gets more serious and the feeling sinks in and you just feel it weighing on your heart that he forgot and he’s been so without for so long. without something he couldn’t even name. without his history and his family and his twin-ness. something so essential to his being that the concept of forgetting it was just ludicrous
play w me in this space for a second imagine the boys did a massive fan service and we got a crossover grad and balance ep where tres horny bois plus a npc of griffins choosing (but preferrably barry bluejeans bc it makes sense hold on) teach the grad lads for,,,, some reason?? anyways
argo gets a rogue sub, he expects to walk in and see some sneaky, shifty lookin person but instead is greeted by the lumbering oaf magnus burnsides. however magnus was trained to sneak by the rogue who is the absolute best at what she does mrs carey killgore-fangbattle. they end the lesson v impressed w eachothers skills
fitzroy walks into his private magic lesson expecting to find one party loving fairy but instead sees an elf (whose broach and cloak game is clearly superior to his own) and basically its justin and griffin being as insufferable as they possibly can to eachother for like 10 mins w those voices
idk master firbolg wants to reconnect w nature and it ends up w him finding mr merle highchurch, they talk about nature and life and probably philosophy in some sense but it ends w merle giving master firbolg a gift of like some leafs and sticks tied together w rope which damn near brings master firbolg to tears bc hes so happy he was given such a thoughtful gift
bonus: rainer introduces her dad to the grad lads and they get to meet the man the myth the lich barry j bluejeans who just gives off the ultimate dad vibes and its so weird for them to know that this man is also a very powerful lich and necromancer but it does explain a lot about rainer
bonus bonus: taako and fitzroy start bickering about something and taako is like “shut up cloak boy i know im right, in fact here let me just call a fuckin 11 year old who is already smarter and a fancier lad than you to prove my point” and he whips out his stone of far speech and fitzroys scene ends w the other line picking up and going “hello? sir?”
Me always: who??????????
merle finds out when lucretia’s birthday is (feburary 23rd) and finishes her birthday present just in time. when it rolls around she’s not expecting anything much less from merle but he presents her with a hand-knitted sweater with the word DIRECRETIA written on it and explains he didn’t know her real name when he started knitting and didn’t want to restart when he did learn it
taako you have to stop doing this
angus isnt like famous famous but he is a child working at a renowned magic school so he some fame in the world of magical scholars
a magazine reaches out to him, hes been nominated to be featured on the cover of Arcana Monthly
they do an interview and a photoshoot, ask him about being a boy genius, hes done a couple interviews like it before, its nothing strange.
they send him a copy of the magazine before its released and angus’ stomach drops. he can. not. let. that. magazine. get. out. he tries absolutely everything, calls in nearly every favour he has, but a contracts a contract and he cant do anything about the issue.
the magazine is released and angus isnt seen or heard from for a week. it takes the combined efforts of lup, magnus, kravitz, and barry to coax him out of hiding. they invite him over for dinner, they say to celebrate him getting into probably the most read magic related magazine out there, but also to prove that he has absolutely nothing to worry about
everyone is there at dinner, except one transmutation wizard who told them he would be arriving late. angus is on edge all dinner. he nearly leaped out of his chair when magnus dropped a fork.
theres a knock at the door and angus’ heart stops. lup gets up to get it but the door swings open and a gust of wind bursts through the room. the lights. shut off and a glow comes from outside the door.
taako emerges, small purple flames surround him, his eyes glow with arcane energies. he throws down a copy of the magazine and it lands infront of angus. it catches fire and the last thing angus sees of it is the title “Years Greatest Wizard in Farun: Boy Genius, Angus McDonald.”
taakos voice booms “greatest wizard in farun eh little man?? surpassed me have you?”
“taako please, isnt this a little dramatic” lup says unamused from the corner.
he ignores her and starts towards angus
angus jumps from his chair and prepares a counter spell. “i didnt know thats what the interview was for, obviously im still learning, i could never match youre wizardly magics” his voice is shaking
taako looms over angus, standing a full head taller than him. angus accepts death at this point, he had a pretty good run. he braces.
taako reaches out and pulls him into a hug. the lights go back on and the wind stops blowing. “good work kiddo, i knew if i nominated you for that magazine youd totally win” he pulls out of the hug and rustles angus’ hair.
angus looks petrified, like he just barely escaped death. taako turns to the dinner table nonchalantly and asks “so what are we havin?”
please appreciate my awful meme that i have been planning ever since they got cast