[boccher]

ocean.com/fish

[elegant-paper-collection]

ocean.com/fish/careers

[gragam]

i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

[dogpuppy]

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[brandneweyescd]

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

[brandneweyescd]

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

[savioseal]

Three qualities of a great cat

[brandneweyescd]

talkative affectionate and large

[greelin]

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

[greelin]

hey.

[hustlerose]

does this to you

[hustlerose]

wait the gif didn't even post. does a mysterious & unknown thing to you i guess

[sonic06apologist]

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

[lyssatbqh]

only one way to fix this

[sonic06apologist]

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

[lyssatbqh]

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

[eelsabound]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

[eelsabound]

[thatsyrupdrinker]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most beautiful world possible

being alive with mama

[edgedancing-queen]

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

[lizardsfromspace]

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

[worst-of-facebook]

[trash-soup]

Happy Anniversary to Dashcon

[hanavesinauttija]

[calebwittebane]

[chibird]

“I’ll just close my eyes for a few seconds…” (warning: it’s a trap)

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Instagram

[razzbberyl]

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

[razzbberyl]

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

genuinely one of the mgs tweets of all time

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

cowards. reblog solid snakes panty lines (and corset)

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps