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[8nin]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[catasters]

[mecasloth]

I regret to inform you all, that building heaven is real. 

[mecasloth]

By the gods, the airplanes have converted too. 

[pissvortex]

Dear god the plane is coming back for round 2

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[theocseason4]

some of you.. have never watched a telenovela and it shows

[jesuscumsock]

i dont even know what that is

[theocseason4]

and it shows

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

Wouldn’t “Telenovela” mean “TV-book”?

[theocseason4]

Some of you piss me off

[slavery]

What’s sex

[acoolguy]

some naked bullshit

[destroymylife]

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[garfield-lasagna]

[deerchasingheadlights]

“I’m not enough” enough What get a grip the sun is shining

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smoking cigarettes is a relatively socially acceptable form of self harm

[moonpaw]

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

[moonpaw]

this is my most controversial post

[narcotic]

what state do you live in?

Usually denial 

[visual-infinity]

rypedx

Barn Owl Displaying Feathers 🦉 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Don’t use it..

[sacred-portal]