boof

caroline

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[what-is-that-cats-genetic-string]

[C][SS][SS][BBFF3][YYTT][YY5C]

[iamoutofideas]

[girlsfordalecooper]

Harry Truman: Gee, I sure hope we can find out who killed Laura Palmer through good old fashioned police work!

Meanwhile, Dale Cooper:

[pablosexc0bar]

[deaddolin]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[internetslug]

the thing about it is I would absolutely dick down coach mcguirk

[internetslug]

like he's way too much of a disaster to be wife material but the hole has to go crazy

[internetslug]

who among us

[mostfuckableffvillain]

[kinkyrius]

[dramatic-dolphin]

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

[whisqrs]

*lightning strikes in front of me in public* 

a girl: that was so scary!! 

me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror

[zeitghost]

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i kind of love the sexy big boob lawyers for divorced men billboards in my area

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[important-animal-images]

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[charlesoberonn]

Happy 15th anniversary

[memewhore]