WHAT'S THE PLAN, PHIL?

breton / over 30 this is my sideblog for garbage and bullshit. find me over @geographyjoke for marginally more cool posts.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

[berrytart]

I still like listening to we are young by fun.

[eisenkrahe]

[dwinkus]

STOP BACKING INTO PARKING SPACES SHE'S NOT GOING TO FUCK YOU

[crazysodomite]

im kind of obsessed with this graphic.

[wool-and-flax]

Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book

[woolandflax]

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[sleepnoises]

learned yesterday of a lesbian softball league that in its inception in the 70s was open only to 1) absolute beginners 2) lovers of people already in the league. in order to keep serious intense sport-players out. now join me in imagining a romance novel where a plucky young woman has to seduce a softball player to join and sabotage her friend's rival team

[sleepnoises]

i somewhat regret the word "plucky" here because i would rather the imaginary protagonist was more of an awkward jerk

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[only-cat-memes]

[wyldstallyn]

love him

[wyldstallyn]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

[queer-as-city-folk]

Artists sketch

[spacemancharisma]

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN