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rose landry seduces shane w her ed swag and capacity for queening out

capitol hill, seattle

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

mercurys-in-retrograde

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

sacred-portal

hustlerose

bro can we compare hand sizes

hustlerose

now tongues sizes

mevil

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

stupidwiiisdom-deactivated20230

WHAT

mevil

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

s-lycopersicum

stay still, i'm copying you to my pc

amygdalae

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

t4tvampireisms

wifegideonnav

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

absoluteconceptofbeauty

:/

7dmom

girl your pussy is vacuuming up all the yonic energy in the room #bitchalert

anexperimentallife

bogleech

It would WORK if they would just listen and understand though. Jeez!

kalimaxxing

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

kalimaxxing

not again

heathyr

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

slitherpunk

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"