illusion is the first of all pleasures.

33 feeling 27. Editor.

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[keybladesoras]

JOAQUIN PHOENIX DID THAT!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[exhibition-of-vanishing-time]

No

[sinfuluser1]

me: we should probably eat now

brain: there’s nothing here! Ooopies! Sorry, try again later? maybe you candjdjdjNJDKEOWRKROFJFIRJF!!!!!!!! >:((((((

[wigglingpandaboi]

Me: we gotta-

Brain: [REDACTED]

[stuffandvariousotherthings]

[utara-north-deactivated20200707]

It’s all fun and games until you fall in love with that video game character

[textsfromhetalians]

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

[aidashakur]

I’m wishing 6 figures on me and all my friends.

[valtsv]

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

[valtsv]

can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out "honey, i'm home!" and then realizing that they're talking to you, and that they're calling you "honey" because they think you're sweet like honey... oh my god. ooooh my god

[petaledpout]

[sickandisgusting]

Being a writer is writing 3,000 words at 4 in the morning and then not touching your work for a month

[caitlin-elias]

panic! at the keyboard

[official-lucifers-child]

unnecessary callout boy

[gayhaircut]

womanhood is about wearing a big coat and saying fuck this

[bakaccha]

[dragonindigo245]

Oh mood

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

all the time i swear down

[spiderrrling]

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

[what-even-is-thiss]

*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*

WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW

[holorifle]

here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!

the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better

here’s some examples:

[anchored-in-high-tide]

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

[svinto]

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jessthecheesewitch]

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

[wetorturedsomefolks]

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

[theotherspiderlady]

“You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.”

— Danielle LaPorte (via quotemadness)