Stink

Double Loserville

[godkissedme]

the first day of the lunar month by shuling guo

[lydia-ace]

year of the horse

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[anglaised]

🎄🦧

notice how hes bigger and more important

[lleyksie]

misc. bunnies

[segamascott]

lalala song of the summer

[bedbug404]

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[smithsonian-official]

the other day i posted something on snapchat saying “if we gave monkeys guns i think deforestation would end” and someone sent me a link to an online therapy site i hate it here

[watcherscrown]

i know this really isn't the point but i'm loving the attempt at spelling anonymity

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[velvetys]

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

[grimeclown]

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

[abraxasrinbalt]

1969.........

[harperhug]

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

[ti0mumu]

[nick-nonya]

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

[solnight99]

ohmg

[aroace-ryland-grace]

[thegreatlazule]

post's haunted.

[coolguycy]

When the illness you have causes symptoms

This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy

[coolguycy]

I’m sorry bestie but your investment will absolutely not pay off. This bad boy is maxing out at 7

[amvs]

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

[amvs]

wasteful investment man i don’t see this one going up

[amvs]

me and my fuck ass mouth

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: *a ag a t ag * tat cg c t’ t aga *caat a a t * C gttg at t at tt a ’t t gg a c a t

Closest match: Micropterix aruncella genome assembly, chromosome: 24

(image source)

[amvs]

*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a micropterix aruncella* FUUUUUUCK

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[unyieldingsilence]

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[paperandpencilsandskips]

I don’t think you should be saying that girl

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[pukicho]

2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man

Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !

[pukicho]

I'M WOIKIN AS 'ARD AS ME FUCKING LITTLE AMS CAN

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.