Capturing Castles

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[𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚄𝙿𝚃𝙴𝙳_𝙳𝚄𝚂𝙺]

[darkartfinds]

Artwork by Neural Horror

[andrearrrrr]

harvesting cinnamon

[shitkicker-deluxe]

...How did it ever occur to someone that this was edible?...

[gunsandfireandshit]

I mean, I'm guessing some variation of "hey that tree I used as firewood sure had some good smelling smoke and made the food we cooked over it better, I wonder what else we could do with it . . . "

[r4cs0]

Yea, that or

[knightoflodis]

I mean. There’s foods out there that if you don’t cook them exactly right they will kill you. Humans have been trying absolutely everything to see what they can eat.

[weaselle]

there is a shark. The greenland shark. It lives in the ocean where humans naturally die. At depths that would crush a human. In water so cold it would very quickly kill a person. It’s a big shark, 20ish feet. Several have been found with polar bear in their stomach. They live hundreds of years. To keep from freezing, their blood is full of anti-freeze chemicals that makes their meat poisonous to humans.

They are considered by humans living near them to be... a delicacy.

Of course you have to bury it for six months to let it ferment the poisons out.

i swear to gods, if it’s on this planet, we will find a way to eat it.

did you know, the first scientists to find a whole frozen mammoth out in the tundra ... cooked some and ate it? Like, they found it and excavated it, and while still on site these 2 professionals with degrees said to each other, oh we gotta eat some of that. It was like 17 THOUSAND years old. They said it tasted bad. No shit. But that’s humans for you.

anyway, the cinnamon harvesting is awesome, never saw that before

[dovewithscales]

Humans are one of the most accomplished omnivores on the planet.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[just-shower-thoughts]

You are the only person who’s heard every word you’ve spoken.

[natalieironside]

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

[natalieironside]

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

[natalieironside]

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it

[hornetstabber]

i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie

[mr-deep-downer]

which limb?

[hornetstabber]

penis

[mr-deep-downer]

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

[hornetstabber]

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

[conceptualfinearts]

(via Kristof Kintera and the monumental smallness of the human being (a critic writing))

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[shitpostempire]

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

MAGIC

[stormwaterwitch]

leprecon 2k16

[catbountry]

OCTUPLE RAINBOW OH MY GOD

[andimthedad]

DEAR STUPID YOUNG PEOPLE OF THE ENTITLED GENERATION: A Word of Advice.

Has anybody told you recently that your generation is “the Me Me Me Generation” of “lazy, entitled narcissists”?1 Perhaps you have been told that young people today are “the most self-centered, self-seeking, self-interested, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-aggrandizing generation” in history.2 Maybe you have witnessed handwringing over “the wreckage of our broken society”3 and the rise of “the latter-day cult of individualism” and “the worship of the brazen calf of the Self.”4

My kids have heard these things from older people. According to popular knowledge, society is on the verge of destruction and collapse, and youth today are growing up in a desolate land of temptation, immorality, and stress more frightful than any time in history. The younger generations today—whether Generations Y, Z, or Millenial—are destined to become sad little bubbles of ego and whine, if they are not already. They are entitled; they have no moral boundaries; they are ruled by entertainment and pleasure. Society is shredding before our very eyes. As a father, I’ve been told that it will take an actual miracle for my kids to turn out well, no matter how hard I try.

These lines of thought are so common that I have taken some notes…

Keep reading

[mooonbride]

If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.

[lolfactory]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Power outages are homophobic

[hrtmonitor]

Elaborate…

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me

[mauricioabril]

I came home right after I saw “Civil War” and had to make this. I call it “Captain America: Road Trip” Marvel, can you please make a movie where these three guys just drive across the country fighting crime on their way to iconic tourist spots? I need the bromance to continue. I think we all do.

[commemorativefashionshoes]