Maxximus

A dumbass weeb telling funny stories and reacting to some other shit

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DR. HARLEEN FRANCES QUINZEL, PhD

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~Women and History~

The Crusader Queen, Eleanor of Aquitaine, was the most famous European woman to have participated in the Crusades. At 15, she inherited her fathers Kingdom. Later on, she became queen of both France and England, and was the mother of later English kings.

She married Louis VII of France. She dressed in knightly armour and went to the Holy land during the second crusade, which shocked many. Louis, in disgust, ended the marriage, and in response, Eleanor married his rival, Henry II of England.

Although, Eleanor and Henry had a troubling marriage, so, in 1168, she went back to France. She drew together writers, poets, musicians, artists, and philosophers and became a big supporter of the arts.

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Just watched my mom walking past me while holding a plant, singing:

“i CaN fEeL iT!! wHy aRe yOu dYiNg~?”

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MY DAD WOULD GET ALONG WITH GEN Z BECAUSE I ASKED HIM “what’s the common thing your parents told you that turned out to be a lie?” AND GUESS WHAT HE SAID:

“That they love me.”

ANsheihehehiwiwjw- NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER

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Love, Hugs, Peace. 

(Source)

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Nagito and Makoto: HOPE!!

Mikan and Junko: DESPAIR!!

Hajime, sobbing: i jus wann go home plez…

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PEOPLE WITH ADHD AND WHO ARE ACCIDENTALLY DEVELOPING TICS, CLAP YOUR HANDS!

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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BUT WHY IS HAJIME’S VOICE SO CALMING THOUGH? HE SOUNDS LIKE HE COULD DO ASMR??

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[Kagehina’s house is on fire]

Kageyama: hoW DID THIS HAPPEN?!!!!

Hinata: i accidentally burnt my cereal…

Kageyama: wha- HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BURN CEREAL-

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So i made a post about how American schools suck. Tbh they do but there was a bit of a misunderstanding so i took it down.

What is the point of this post? You’re just flexing how good your school is.

You see, I’m not flexing. I’m just showing what an actual school environment should look like. There are kids who hate going to school and become stressed and depressed over it and the school isn’t helping those kids. Plus, there are still depressed and kids with anxiety, i know some people who have it too. But these kids feel way more safer at school then at home because of these safe environments we grow up in.

Education is quite powerful

It is! But I’m not talking about the education, education is what you need to have in life, i totally understand. But it’s more like how the school system works and what you teach the kids to do. You aren’t helping these kids learn if you’re putting them under stress all the time.

If you have any more things to add about how American schools don’t suck, I’ll reply immediately. 😙✌️

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Currently getting rejected left and right 💜💜💜

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Shoto: You know what strength is? Forgiving someone who wasn’t even sorry.

Dabi: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

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In tech class rn, wanna go to the bathroom and cry rn because I’m lonely af and want to live in a cottage in the woods with my beautiful wife and 4 kids with 6 cats ✌️

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Overhaul: You’re ugly when you lie, ya kno’?

Shigaraki: …But I’m not lying?

Overhaul: Why are you ugly then?

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Thor: The Dark World (2014) // Loki: S01E01 (2021)

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You know how some parents tell their daughters that the reason boys are picking on them now is because the boys have a crush on them? Here’s my story.

I’d tell my dad that some boys were picking on me. He’d tell me to go, well, taunt them back and say “Ooh, you have a crush on me!” And when some other girls are getting picked on, I’d say “so you have a crush on them?” Don’t tell your daughters the cause of abuse is love. The boys soon backed away once we said that cause we fought back. Change your parenting immediately.

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Whenever they’re a writing essay, my friend writes pages and pages and pages but my teacher doesn’t like that, she just asks for simple explanations, so whenever we’re in class this is what happens:

“So we’re going to be writing about ______ that should only be a phrase long, Edgard.”

My teacher btw is very sassy 💁‍♀️