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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days

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a verb just jumped out of my trash and bit me im really scared do i need to get tested for conjugation

verbs don't carry a lot of diseases actually, if it was a noun then you'd have to get a vaccine or risk getting a bad case of the cases

official-linguistics-post

while nouns do carry a risk of cases, PLEASE do not dismiss a verb bite. depending on species, they can carry inflection (such as conjugation, as anon mentioned) or worse: derivation.

peregrineggsandham

100% agree! Remember, you may not see symptoms of inflection right away, but the early stages aren't usually physical -- there are a lot of aspects to watch out for. If you experience mood swings, or start feeling tense, those can be early signs.

countesspetofi

If you do get the verb vaccine, you should be monitored carefully for 24 hours in case of an adverb reaction.

escuerzoresucitado

bloodiegawz

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

johnathandarksouls

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

bloodiegawz

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

fishandshesmygills

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

zzoupz

only-cat-memes

cryptotheism

I forgot Gustave Dore illustrated Don Quixote for a second. Now I'm imagining Quixote and Sancho exploring Dante's hell and its making me smile.

maxknightley

SANCHO PANZA: hang on a second. there's only one God, right? the Christian God?

DON QUIXOTE: quite so, Sancho, a fact to which even the most ignorant man can attest.

SANCHO PANZA: and we're in Hell. Christian Hell. which is why Saladin and Plato are here.

DON QUIXOTE: yes, for though Plato was a wise man indeed, and Saladin a paragon of eastern chivalry - so great a soldier and so virtuous a gentleman that even I must acknowledge him as my better, though I hope that some day I might yet surpass him - they were not of the faith, and thus could not be saved.

SANCHO PANZA: okay. so. why did that guy say he was damned for blaspheming against Zeus?

DON QUIXOTE: I

DON QUIXOTE: Well

DON QUIXOTE:

DON QUIXOTE: Hm.

DON QUIXOTE:

DON QUIXOTE: That is to say, while I would gladly explain it, I fear that such intricacies are beyond your ken, Sancho.