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Personal Blog | 23 |♀| Awkward As Sin | Pan 🍳 | I Reblog A lot Of Random Stuff

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[killerwithashotgun]

Boom

[silentlycrazy]

As a man I’m real fucking tired of the idea that I have no impulse control. We all have it, some of you jackasses just think you’re above it.

[silentlytypingyou]

[shegs]

[enigmaticpink]

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

[gratatata-shalala]

[boeing747]

Fall into a hole and never crawl out of it Friday

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[arrghigiveup]

Please check source (https://twitter.com/MissPotkin/status/1372594737874661382) for videos and updates to this ongoing saga

[dashaibo]

Have you tried talking to your family instead of being a passive-aggressive weirdo?

[yassss-black-diaspora]

No you fucking idiot, we shouldn’t have to talk to grown men about cleaning after their fucking selves. Get the fucking picture already

[ms-gay-frogs]

all the people in the notes talking abt how she should’ve discussed it with her partner, maybe her partner should get up off his ass, notice the damn mess, and actually do something about it?

men are so fucking incompetent god forbid they do their own dishes or laundry.

[subaruseventhsister]

Anyone who thinks this woman has not used her magnificent sense of humor to politely cajole, plead, and otherwise negotiate with her partner to please oh my god rinse your dishes and put them in the washer and maybe even turn it on sometimes at least a thousand times (only for the delight of being called a nag for the trouble) before resorting to this last ditch effort, congrats on outting the fact you’ve never listened to women and never once paid attention to what your mother was doing while you grew up.

[passific-rim-job]

People insisting that she should have “just told” her husband to wash the dishes…. you really have to be told? To wash the dishes?? In your own home???

[throckmortonianfluid]

She also said it’s “a lesson in being heard.” Being HEARD. She absolutely has talked to her partner about this, and nothing changed

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[fencehopping]

Embroidered snowy steps>

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL APPRECIATION WEEK ↳ DAY ONE: FAVORITE PEDRO CHARACTER

Pedro Pascal as Javier Peña in Narcos | 2015 — 2017

[indoorhyena]

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[fuckyeah2000s]

what’s the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don’t try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[azroazizah]

Maka, at the enemies 52738 times her size: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Soul: Maka, wait—

Maka: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Soul: Could you please just—

Maka: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Soul:

Soul: [sighs]

Soul: (ง •̀_•́)ง

[velmasdinkleys]

WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO???? WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY!!!! I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO!!!!! THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU!!!!!! WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOO????!!!!!! 

[crypticpaw]

NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NAAAAA NA NA NA NAAA

NA NA NA NA NA

NA NA NA NA NA

WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOOOOOOO

[ladydrace]

Has anyone else noticed how, when you have a chronic condition of some kind, that there’s always the basic assumption from people around you that you’re not already doing everything you can?

[squidsqueen]

It’s all about the illusion of control. People who are healthy like to believe they can always keep being healthy if they do the right things. They don’t want to think about how good people get struck with terrible circumstances for no reason. So they keep assuming that if they got sick, they could do something to make it better. And if you’re still sick, that must mean you’ve done something wrong or not done enough.

[atalantapendrag]

Nail. Head. The same attitude can be seen in how a lot of people talk about poverty.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

You’re one bad day from being Disabled, one missed paycheck from being homeless.