wear Hard Jewlery.

Zane | He/Him | i honestly just reblog whatever. im here to VIBE. | i still miss Lexa tho

[james-romanoff]

[hersheychocolateworld]

hershey has been

[hersheychocolateworld]

kile

[hersheychocolateworld]

killed.

[argumate]

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

[cargopantsman]

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

[argumate]

very very slow tigers are chasing me

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[nerdgasrnz]

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

[thesanityclause]

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

The day is here

[raedaism]

Look at the most powerful couple on tumblr dot com

[blognotfound]

pls let this blow up like the other one

[nightbringer117]

This show’s writers were so god-tier they managed to condense a James Bond movie down to five minutes and fit one into every episode, and the running gags never got old.

[americachavez]

so they unstuck the boat

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[bisexualgorgeous]

running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

[ryebreadgf]

i have watched this like 20 times in a row just for the slow-motion that looks like a baroque painting of a greek myth in its gracefulness

[contrapposthoe]

Jdjsjsjdhdhhd???????

[anarchapella]

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[rumbutt]

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

[pengychan]

Being 30-35 is coming to the conclusion that if wildly swinging a sword at random while screaming has gotten you this far, may as well keep at it. 

[guooey]

Me towards everything when I’m overstimulated

[ponyregrets]

imagine your otp stuck on a boat together because of the situation at the Suez Canal 🥰

[frightfullytreeish]

oh my god there was only one trade route

[heliophile-oxon]

There was only one trade route!

Oh. Oh.

[spookberry]

THEY/THEM CARE BEAR!!!!

[spookberry]

The tags of everyone whos reblogged this:

[stjepan-sejic]

yesterday was a funny day on twitter XD

https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1061786484028596224

[summeryewberry]

There’s been an update:

[summeryewberry]

Aaand another update:

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Update #3:

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Update #4:

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Update #5:

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Update #6:

[ruffboi-mags]

oh good we finally got there

[physibear]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

[moku-youbi]

It got better!!!

[soulsearcher33]

I……..I have a new ship…….dear god @rowdyhooliganism @clonesome

[rowdyhooliganism]

I ship it like FedEx 💖

[anelegantoffense]

@blackkatmagic you’ve probably already seen this but who wouldn’t want to see it again