the world well lost

...lost in time, lost in space and meaning...

[yiffmaster]

[awwww-cute]

Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling

[roachpatrol]

what the fuck this is too cute

[thingsmakemelaughoutloud]

Censored anime pussy [NSFW]

[mc-mt]

Tumblr censorship algorithm

[jonasbro]

[winterbramble]

[teenagerposts]

We don’t deserve dogs (Source)

[marsapartment]

They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

[windofderange]

Is this why no one on the Justice League realizes Shazam is actually an 11 year old boy? Like, they just assume everyone acts that way?

[violetren]

That might be the best explanation for it that I’ve seen

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

[beachdeath]

In his essay, “Masculinity as Spectacle,” Steve Neale seeks to extend Laura Mulvey’s work on the male gaze and to challenge her assertion that the male or male-identified spectator can never look upon the male body as an erotic object. To challenge Mulvey’s assertion, Neale identifies the mechanisms mainstream Hollywood cinema uses to represent the male body as erotic. One way of doing this, Neale argues, is by making the male body the target of violence. In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy – as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh – as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege – as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover – as long as he is riddled with bullets. Violence makes the homoeroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.

-Kent Brintnall

[alittlelife]

Untitled (You Construct Intricate Rituals) 1981 Barbara Kruger (American, born in 1945)

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[femonologue]

[zarniwoop-vannharl]

Good job on the crackdown, staff. I’ve been followed by more porn blogs/bots in the past week than I have ever on tumblr 👍

Well done

[ledger-heath]

#mood

[theycantalk]

balloon

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

buying peaches is so stressful because you have to consume them so quickly…it’s like the moment the cashier types in that number the alpha peach turns to its brothers in the bags and says “alright listen up boys, it’s time to remember your training. i want to see immense bruising by sundown. i want to see you near inedible by sunrise. remember it is better to die a free man than to be eaten.” you gotta wolf down all of your peaches at the check out counter while the trader joe’s employees eagerly look at the Peach Consumption Countdown Clock and cheer you on. these peaches have sensors on them that can tell when they come into contact with human hands so they can begin their self-destruct sequence like you’re in a spy movie and the peach just relayed a message to you about the whereabouts of jimmy hoffa’s decayed remains

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

Jimmy Hoffa is likely dead

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this response carries so much chaotic cursed energy. jimmy hoffa was declared dead in 1982 after disappearing in 1975. he was born in 1913, meaning he would be the miraculous age of 105 today if he wasn’t dead. “likely dead.” the fact that it’s a hetalia blog trying to tell me that he is likely dead. the fact that i specifically mention his decayed corpse in my post so there is literally no reason for someone to alert me that he is “likely” deceased. the fact that this hetalia blog is trying to tell this to me, a person who up until recently literally worked for the international brotherhood of teamsters as a person in charge of handling their historical records. i spent two years of my life answering phone calls from people asking me if i personally knew what happened to jimmy hoffa’s body. ive spent a significantly longer amount of time trying to forget that hetalia exists. my entire career as a hetalia facebook roleplayer at the age of 11 just flashed through my eyes. i legitimately cannot express how much this response has effected me. ive been staring at it for 7 minutes. i feel like ive entered the twilight zone

[who-calls-the-fleet-deactivated]

I don’t ever remember writing that, when did I write that

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

everything about this is cursed

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[thortunes]

Heimdall is a SAINT.

Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.

[thatmysticbafflingwonder]

THANK YOU FOR THESE TAGS, @stuffimgoingtohellfor !!!!!

[abloodymess]

I’ll stop quoting him when I’m dead.