Merry Lewdmas! Christmas your reindeer

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Merry Lewdmas! Christmas your reindeer
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.
This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.
CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
For reference, the story is The Alchemist, and you can read it here.
…Also, @randomitemdrop, this probably fits your tag for spells/curses.
Spell: Curse of Break Into Your House & Shoot You
christmas isnt about gifts or love or family or any other bullshit its about drawings of anime girls in Santa outfits
Frick that.
Lewds your reindeers
Only the proest of gamers can even dream of cultivating this musk
Oh God, she has the same energy as the heroine of my webcomic.
yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?
Yes, and I’ve spoken to my therapist about it, who offered an explanation:
She says that people who from a young age were made to feel like they kept doing things wrong - people who’s parents had impossibly high standards for them, people who were bullied, people who have special needs, people who didn’t develop crushes on the “right” people, people who didn’t act like the “right” gender - basically ended up being made to feel guilty so much that guilt became their default response to everything. Guilt became the emotional response to anything which the person didn’t already have a set emotion for.
People for whom guilt is the default emotional response are also more likely to have low self-esteem, doubt their own experiences, and experience impostor syndrome. So, watch out for that too guys
2021.11.24
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SIGN ME THE FUGG UP!
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How much does a box of paper weigh?
Oh …
I love how all these reblogs from ableds are like “boxes of paper are 20 pounds GOTCHA” as if every single person in a 60-person workplace needs to be able to lift a box of paper.
“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”
I deserve more intellectually challenging low-effort justifications for bigotry. Please try harder next time. 1/10.
hi! i’m a secretary with a lifelong congenital back issue that i had fixed via surgery.
the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs.
secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used.
so “must be able to lift 20 lbs” is a tactic of discrimination, and there’s no excuse for it in office jobs like mine. i can’t actually lift more than 15 lbs and chances are, i’ll never be able to lift more than 20 lbs. i can still do all the duties of my secretary job, though, and it’s really easy to find work arounds for things like heavy boxes of paper. even i can, and my office literally employs 3 people including me. a weight limit is not a reason to deny someone a job.
At my job these are delivered on a dolly and we open the boxes in the spot they’re dropped and unload the paper one ream at a time. No one, not even the warehouse staff who specialize in heavy lifting, lifts these boxes…
Can confirm. To move these boxes you just kick and slide them to where they bother people the least and that’s it.
This is my new Animal Crossing OC.
Be amazed as she screams vulgarities at you and call you tiny weiner.
I’ve only had this rabbit for 2 hours and I decided that he is my child.
Mega Pokemon Vs Gigantamax Pokemon,
Winner takes all as the King of Evolution!
Who gave this baby a gun?!!
I love how in Mega Man X Dive, you can play as any previous Mega Man character and give them a MASSIVE assortment.
One of which is giving Cinnamon A BLOODY GATTLING GUN!!
Who gave this baby a gun?!!
I love how in Mega Man X Dive, you can play as any previous Mega Man character and give them a MASSIVE assortment.
One of which is giving Cinnamon A BLOODY GATTLING GUN!!
Who gave this baby a gun?!!
I love how in Mega Man X Dive, you can play as any previous Mega Man character and give them a MASSIVE assortment.
One of which is giving Cinnamon A BLOODY GATTLING GUN!!
Summer is over.
Let’s welcome the fall.
I got drunk on spoilt apples and I was reading Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman and blacked out to wake up to this heaving mess.
Enjoy Hot Loki