6MHz Squirrel in a 15MHz Worl

I am not actually a squirrel OR a Z80 CPU! I lied on the internet! My favorite pronouns are they/them, xe/xyr, she/her, vi/vim, and 5/6. 64 years young

[scramratz]

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

[zedaz80]

it genuinely feels like an op. Maybe I get out and touch enough grass, or maybe I'm too rural, but the only place I've seen this antagonism is online. I worry about people thinking it's real and taking it into real life, doing the work of the oppressors.

Even online, the people who are verifiably real and not bots do not act like this (yet)

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

My fellow Americans, I need to apologize.

You may have noticed I've been missing for the past few weeks. This is because I was attempting to suck the soul out of Mitch McConnell to give me enough power to make it to Dashcon 2. Unfortunately, it seems my efforts have been unsuccessful 😔 I did get Lindsay Graham in the process though so that gave me a little boost.

The preparations for my travel to Canada have been grueling. I must convert all the Canadians to Dark Woke!!! It takes a lot of energy I do not have!! But I have. A Backup Plan.

I am going to convert EVERY Tennesseean to Dark Woke!

Now you may be asking, how will I do that? Okay so basically @coquettethatcher-official and I will be sneaking in people's backyards and doing Dark Woke rituals on them in their sleep using the Devil's tome (don't worry @cocainebearofficial is lending it to me for this then I will give it back to her for her ritual). This is totally normal and not weird and will work perfectly.

Our last conquest will be Marsha Blackburn. We will be Wokeing her on August 6th. Stay tuned!

But I need YOUR help as well! I need you, my dear Tennessee Wokelings to GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!! Early voting for the primaries begins on the 17th, and Election Day is August 6th. As my dear friend JFK once said, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what YOU can do for Sexy Ronald Reagan. Or whatever.

Marsha Blackburn...you are my ticket to Dashcon...

Be warned...

[piedoesnotequalpi]

For Whom the Crab Raves

[theonion]

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that's often used to weed out more difficult marks early on, where they tell you all that you aren't allowed to eat rice on Tuesdays and then if you protest they go "wow SOMEBODY likes rice a little much huh" as if you're the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between Monday and Wednesday instead of them.

And this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group - while they'll still act like you're on thin ice either way, if you give in at this point they know you're theirs forever, because now they've established a foothold, you've shown a moral weakness, which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future ("hey RICE-addict here doesn't want help break into the city records office") to force you to double-down and isolate you further.

And if instead you do decide to push back further, after your abrupt departure from the group ("You're seriously leaving us over RICE?!? Seriously?") and subsequent ostracism, you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable, of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the No-Tuesday-Rice rule to the point where they'll abandon all their friends, who cared so much for them, so it clearly isn't an arbitrary restriction, you're the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from, thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified.

[doomhamster]

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

[puipui-official]

The new InfoWars on YouTube is reporting that Alex Jones "popped like a balloon" in his car on May 1, he's been dead for two months, and the man now publicly claiming to be Alex Jones is an imposter. They have video. They're reporting that he's in hell now, and that they have proof.

I love the new InfoWars. RIP Alex Jones, and RIP Tim Heidecker's vocal chords. His impression of Alex Jones is both incredibly accurate and also sounds kind of painful.

[mistresssheo]

Tja

Found here 🦋

[translating-german-to-english]

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The second lather is always sudsier as the first has already caused the lather mites to come out of your scalp follicles.

[captain-acab]

[merinnan]

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

[anaquana]

LINDSEY GRAHAM CRAB RAVE!!!

Lindsey Graham, Longtime South Carolina Senator, Dead at 71

Lindsey Graham, the longtime Republican senator from South Carolina, has died at the age of 71.

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[scramratz]