Zeddpool’s DC Blog

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[asieybarbie]

GOTHAM CITY SIRENS! Ref inspo using my fave pic of Blaque (with some 90s Halle Berry thrown in there for Selina) 😍

[genericpuff]

husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley

after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby

we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time

like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose

and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔

[genericpuff]

c'mon guys i really can't handle another shitpost flooding my inbox

especially not one about me and my husband's stardew valley alien baby

cease this behavior at once

[genericpuff]

i hate it here

[nat-20s]

hi yes do I just have my yaoi googles on or

is this like. a REAL flirty variant cover

[godnonon]

A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

[kwwas]

a vigilante × an annoyingly persistent journalist

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[nitewrighter]

I loooove "Smallville knows Clark is Superman and he's their Favorite Boy and they're all pretty good at keeping their mouths shut" interpretations.

[nitewrighter]

[nitewrighter]

Starting a collection.

[sharksandjays]

Tim Drake says Fuck ICE

[bea-sauce-deactivated20260524]

@timblrdrake

[17776ic]

[hannigramislife]

This destroyed me ❤️

[robs-your-robins]

Eight year old Dick, watch Bruce get rizzed by Selina: It sure would be great to have a brother or a sister, I guess.

Twenty-six year old Dick, showing up for snacks at the Manor after patrol but all that's left is one Snickers and a half consumed Red Bull, everyone is talking all at once and his phone charger as been "borrowed": This house is a prison.

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce: It's important to update your suit as you learn. I made the cowl into a crash helmet after my fall. The spine has extra support after Bane broke my back. These kneepads after I skidded and sliced my knees open.

Tim:

Tim: So at the start, it was really just luck, a cape, a thong between you and a coffin at the beginning?

Bruce: Yup.

[archiveofmyart]

Just had to draw this

[robs-your-robins]

Hal: Supes, you're too pure, you would probably have a heart attack if you flipped bird.

Clark: I have actually. Flipped the bird, that is.

Hal: Bullshit

Clark, thinking about spotting for Dick doing a backhand spring: I have.

Bruce, knowing what he's referring to: Yeah, I witnessed it.

[archiveofmyart]

Feeling weirdly inspired by those incorrect quotes lol

[nitewrighter]

It's actually very hard to judge the severity of a disaster in Metropolis because, obviously, that's Superman's town and he tends to turn stuff around pretty efficiently. The people of Metropolis have this meme called "The Lois Lane Tank Top Disaster Index" which functions similarly to the "Is Anderson Cooper in a tight black t-shirt" disaster index. It's actually a surprisingly accurate indicator of how far things have gone to shit.

Lois Lane is in her full cool reporter outfit: We're fine. Supes has this handled.

Lois Lane has ditched her jacket at some point: Okay so this guy's actually knocking Supes around pretty hard, but Supes is getting some decent punches in. Be wary of falling rubble and glass.

Lois Lane has that Jurassic park look going where you have the open dress shirt over the tank top: Oh man Supes is taking a beating. Kryptonite or magic might be involved. We may be seeing backup from the Justice League, which like, be prepared because you never know what that's going to look like.

Lois Lane is in a tank top: Oh god we're so fucked get out of the city.

[nitewrighter]

Girl looking at the dumbbell rack at a Metropolis Gym: I just--I want Lois Lane arms, you know?

Other girl she came to the gym with: What arms?

Dumbbell girl: Just--you know that one viral clip when Zod was attacking, and she was on TV all like 'get away from the the subways' and there was that big explosion behind her, but she was in that purple tank top--?

Other girl: Kirsty, people died.

[sergeantpixie]

@randomestfandoms

[mirlumae]

Wishing I put his hands behind his back to make it look more natural but alas

[tb-png]

‘i love you dami’

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2 seconds later because damian is a biter LOL

[deecotan]

anyways i think we as a society don't make enough use of the fact that brandon routh plays both superman and todd ingram