Your Local Golden Girl

I'm Beck. You should talk to me. 

[dreamygorl-remade-deactivated20]

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

[ithelpstodream]

[commanderlexas]

Men: We don’t need super hero movies with female protagonists + female directors because people won’t like them and won’t watch them.

Wonder Woman: Hold my beer

[designedslut]

Why do boys care if girls fill in their eyebrows I mean if boys had the chance to draw more inches on their dick I bet they would

[madmaninachair-deactivated20140]

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

[glitterstimdealer]

Is that a thing people can do?????????

[pokemonrubysapphiremoved]

yea 

[pomeranian2]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

mindfuck of the day

the alphabet has been saying “hi” to you all these years. and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit

[mikufigurines]

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

to distract everyone from the W

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[ferait]

WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE EYEBALL ON THAT MAN’S PLATE??

[reallycoolsoup]

It be like that at waffle House

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

The blind old guy has fish gills

[annlarimer]

HAVE NONE OF YOU BEEN TO A WAFFLE HOUSE? 

[perilunesky]

The furthest man on the counter has tendrils coming out of his  face.

[toughlovemuse]

Bones of a small animal in the pepper shaker.

[cypheroftyr]

The skull in the coffee cup?

[w4rgoddess-deactivated20200825]

Oh, I missed the skull. That’s IHOP, then.

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

Artist is Jeff Lee Johnson. Title is ‘Blue Plate Special’.

[regularbread]

the blind guy is reading the newspaper????

[fleskesteg]

Is the pie supposed to be like that?

[c3po]

hey guys can i make a nsfw post?

[slimetony]

I don’t get go work for another three hours. Can it wait

[c3po]

big sex fuck

[slimetony]

I just got fired for being horny in the coal mine. Thanks a lot.

[neilcicierega]

[bellahadidsnosejob]

[ottermatopoeia]

things she did twice: THAT

[who-started-this-fuckery]

[perhapsarat]

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

[perhapsarat]

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

[perhapsarat]

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

[xueyangapologist]

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[thetrippytrip]

“why is wonder woman even so important???”

me:

Wonder Woman teaching young girls about feminism. Superheroes is not only for boys. Young girls finally has representation. Its so important

[j4ya]