[creep-u]

girl i am not looking at your tits i prommy i just hate eye contact

[brucebocchi]

"my eyes are up here" believe me, i know

[politicalprof]

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

[madfishmonger]

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[effemimaniac]

darling is such a faggot word. gorgeously flamboyant. I love the feeling of saying it

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

[sacredstem]

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

[garbage-empress]

is this the straw man you guys are always arguing with

[follettina1111111111]

A crested eagle tangled up with a snake in battle

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[ot3]

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

[spirit-of-water]

I get really overwhelmed thinking about having to do basic tasks but one thing that I’ve found helps me is to imagine Mama Mary already having started that task for me and I just have to go help out.

Like, the dishes needing to be done does not seem like such an unbearable punishment when I imagine Mary in all her grace and serenity and joy standing there at the kitchen sink, waiting for me to come join her

[ot3]

[homunculus-argument]

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

[absolutecreature]

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

[homunculus-argument]

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

[absolutecreature]

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

[homunculus-argument]

An illustration

[urhokarila]

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

They’re adding view counts to tweets.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

The reception hasn’t been great so far

[cluelessbird]

it's barbin' time

[embrace-crab]

Dragons, with jobs

Artist credit to Flamecraft!

[guerrillatech]

[comatose--overdose]

[carmenpeach]

the wii still feels futuristic to me

[kedreeva]

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

[kedreeva]

Hello, good day!! There is more light today than there was yesterday! It's finally coming back!! I would like to thank the southern hemisphere for returning it safely.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Wake up! ⏰️

[homeofhousechickens]

His facemeat is huge and glorious he is so handsome and sweet, look at his little dances and kisses!