I don't have time for this christian nonsense.

This used to be an erotica blog, now it's a pro-education anti-puritanism blog. ACAB includes the one in your head so kill it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[hallohartje]

GOGO CHAN (@chan.lqqz.oz)

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[orpheuslament]

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

[ein-kleiner]

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

[bramst]

[theehoneybear]

Looking like a Leather Yellow Power Ranger at Off Sunset in Los Angeles

[shousetsubangbang]

Shousetsu Bang*Bang Issue 120: [REDACTED]

cover by the Winter Cynic

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re: The Red Blossom Blades [final edits], by shukyou (主教)

Amber Waves, by spicy-wrenegade *

(Un)Speakable, by Kit Miller

What the Gods Want With a Starship, by Iron Eater *

Making Merry, by Togi Kayako (土宜草子)

Confabulation of Desire, by Devin Ambrosia *

[▬▬▬▬], by Chibisaboten

Afterimage, by Etienne Telling

*illustrated

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Sweet Fruits, by Devin Ambrosia

Taste, by Jacke Hunter

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Welcome to Shousetsu Bang*Bang, the happy home of absolutely unobjectionable content!

That’s right! In our pages, you’ll find absolutely nothing for your purity-culture heart to worry about! There’s nothing in here that might get a “mature content” label slapped on it, hindering our social media reach! There’s absolutely nothing that would get this issue taken down by our ebook distributors because some automatic scanning process detected that there might be some no-no words and maybe a naughty picture or two! There is without doubt not a single thing that would give even a moment’s pause to a morally and ideologically pure individual who determines their own self-worth by the peer-group acceptance of the media they consume and thinks everything would be better for the LGBTQIAA2SMOGAI+ community if most of those letters would just be a little more normal!

In short, in this, our newest issue, you will find no s*x, no p*rn, no q-slurs, no boobies, no nip-nops, no wee-wees, no hoo-hahs, and definitely, positively, absolutely no happy romantic stories jam-packed with smoking hot explicit queer f*cking!

…Goddammit, I said there weren’t going to be any q-slurs, didn’t I? Well, great, I fucked it up again. Fuck me, this one’s never getting by the algorithm now.

Whatever. Fuck it. Just start reading.

[serenityfails]

i am in this one! but it's a surprise because i fucked up and they had to day one patch me in. (i illustrated "Making Merry". warning for noncon, something which is absolutely not featured in this wholesome family friendly zine)

[whitachi]

Imploring you to read this story by shukyou from the most recent issue of Shousetsu Bang*Bang because it's one of the best, funniest things I've ever read.

The concept: an author spitefully responding to pearl-clutching edits on the "problematic" content of their novel. Here's a sample:

As the author's notes say on the work: "This is to certify that there is no incest, pseudo-incest, bestiality, rape for titiliation, age play, dubious consent/dubcon, non-consensual sexual slavery, sexual assault, statutory rape, abuse, grooming, age-gap relationships, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, drug use, mind control, human trafficking, exploitative labor practices, improper BDSM practices, sex-worker shaming, or underage drinking anywhere in this piece."

Read it read it read it, then leave a nice comment if you enjoyed it! And read the rest of the issue too!

[zefram-cockring]

ketchup-is-too-spicy-ass

"man that guy's awful, i bet his hard drive is full of heinous shit" "like THIS???" [posted image: a furry porn drawing of a big titty rabbit lady in a leather bdsm harness]

bro

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[zefram-cockring]

"fujoshis"

99.9% accurate indicator the person is speaking/writing out their ass

[iamafatvagina101]

If you call women "goonbait" you have to shoot yourself It doesn't get better for people of your kind

[foreverisafeeling]

lucy dacus on hozier and the importance of music about loving women

[zefram-cockring]

lmao i feel this not just in music but books and art too

why do i keep running into lesbians who hate women, why are they all online lmao

[worstgirleva]

my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

[worstgirleva]

this is not being done to prevent pedophilia. the president of the united states is a pedophile and no one in power has a problem with that

[longhaired-cat]

Tummy

[ergofobia]