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Dude does anyone on my dorm floor have orb cleaner?

I have a pondering report due tomorrow and I CANNOT see anything

#I let my roommate borrow it last week without asking what it was for #then they come back and it’s COVERED in blood and I think some sort of poison potion??#they haven’t even taken a potions class yet what’s up with that?#zephyr whispers #wizards #wizardposting #wizardblr #wizardblogging

papayajuan2019

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

#enlightenment

zshooes

he needs it….

#spells

tsaescii

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

#spells

charbottan

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

cadking

Except for metal, in my opinion.

charl0ttan

GUARDS put this fool in a scary room

#curses

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

random-meme-bot

wizard-council-bureaucrat

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

tinier-wizard

thou muste be too smalle too see, fore thou hast foregottenne me!

tiny-wizard

you lying piece of shit i'll fucking kill you

in public school i learned how to summon flying ghouls

#spells

sacred-portal

crabussy

#spells #beasts #I guess this is motivation to stay in school

thatonenewdungeonmaster

localwarlockunion

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.