*RISES FROM INACTIVITY TO SLAM ON MY GRAVE*
Have ya’ll heard of the FNF Duo Pack mod?
It’s just like regular FNF but you have to play both BF’s and the opponent’s parts.
Every week is just 3 songs of non-stop finger-breaking.
It’s not as bad as it sounds - in fact, it’s actually pretty fun, especially if you really love the songs you’re playing. I personally love everything about Week 4.
But, then… you get to M.I.L.F.
Not only do you have to do the beatdrop TWICE IN A ROW, you have to get used to the NEW CHARTING REALLY FUCKIN FAST.
At least in regular FNF, you get to observe how it’s done - up, right, down.
But here? In this sunset hell? There is not rest, no reprieve.
Just very unfamiliar patterns of arrows that ruthlessly barge right at your face in quick succession and I. just. canNOT.
I don’t know how many times I’ve pressed retry with contempt.
All I know is that my blue balls are probably obliterated into smithereens. Bits, pixels - into nothing but insignificant ones and zeroes buried in lines of code.
Also, I just binged Madness Combat 1-11, so my mind and body is fuelled - no, BOILING with rage, vengence, and bloody murder.
Step the fuck out Tricky, imma move to Nevada and kill the SYSTEM.