it's super effective!

[deceptipup]

[blindbirdnerd]

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

[stroebe2]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[mrsterlingeverything]

one time I caught my sister putting crest teeth whitening strips on a donkey

Lets celebrate that

[bgm05]

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[sacred-portal]

[lokisuggestion]

this is such an awesome series of words. I'm going to start saying this to any external stimuli. Like when an elevator door opens I'll say this out loud to whoever is in there

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I don't like it.

[reasonableportions]

Perfect place to store my bowling balls.

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[mevil]

[caruliaa]

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice