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plumgall

fauxfancy

Is this me??? This is me.

beephomets

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.

ken-cat-deactivated20171110

FUCKING THANK YOU

princesconsuela

celebratingamazingwomen

Sarla Thakral (1914-2008) was an Indian aviator, the first woman in her country to fly an aircraft. She obtained her pilot license in 1936, at the age of 21.

She was the first woman to obtain an ‘A’ license in India, after she accumulated over a thousand hours of flying. In addition to this, she was an artist and business woman, designing clothes and jewellery.

lost-caps

evilrashida

Fuck your boyfriend

federalbureauofislam

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

kesus-deactivated20180911

Why in the literal fuck do social media designers think we want to see posts out of chronological order……what real human person on the planet earth wants to see that…..I’m so tired

joshualunacreations

Being a storyteller has helped sharpen my ability to discern between what people say and what they actually mean. Who knew it’d come in handy in these dark times? 🙃 (Please don’t repost or edit my work. Reblogs are always appreciated)

tinderventure

She’s the one

ultrafacts

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cosplayparental

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

somewhat-honest-abe

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

halvedmimi

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed. This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.