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self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

jordyjoestar

your mom needs to be arrested

joematar

ghostextremist

mobeanz

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

savory-n-sweet

power move

mobeanz

Update: the someone is my father

savory-n-sweet

does he have a flashlight

mobeanz

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

shitmystudentswrite

God’s ‘The Bible’

In God’s ‘The Bible’, the main character Jesus is a very important person.

idiosyncraticwordsmith

I do not normally reblog from shitmystudentswrite but I need as many people as possible to see this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

slavery

g a m e r s

catchymemes

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unclefather

drive thru: hi, what can i get you?

me:

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me as a cowboy: Giddy up pardner! Yeehaw *makes a lasso*

shittypostarchive

21/8/2018

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dude

hot take: there’s no reason that directors can’t cast plus size people, people with disabilities, people of color, or really any marginalized group of people in any role in musicals. Like take a musical and replace the white lead with any of the aforementioned people and the musical will still work and still make sense. So much of musicals are based on imagination so if your argument is ‘well it wouldn’t make sense if Evan Hansen was asian if Heidi was white ekdmdkdkd’ SISTER THE REAL ACTORS HAVE LIKE A FIVE YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE AND YOU CAN STILL IMAGINE THAT ONE IS THE OTHERS PARENT. anyway rant over just be more diverse in casting jfc one black character or one chubby girl isn’t diverse okay rant over

#broadway #musicals