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[radioactive-yuri]

what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

[august-racoone]

istg if i see another post with something having too many eyes saying its the beholding, i am going to scream. yes, the beholding is all about eyes, but just because something has eyes doesnt mean its beholding. as much as i hate to quote jurgan lightner " you're thinking too literally. examining the physical categorization, but ignoring the meaning of the thing."

i personally believe that eyes being were they shouldnt be/more than usual is the flesh or the stranger or the spiral. its body horror not beholding. yes, it has beholding undertones, but ultimately something else (again, probably the flesh)

[ziyalathena30]

Thank you for saying that! I have a hard time with the body horror.

[ziyalathena30]

I found The Admiral. I didn’t know Georgie had a Reddit account. 🐈🐈🐈

[ialwayscomewhenyoucall]

The Man (Who Might Be Evil)

The man is here again.

He’s been here for days

pacing from room to room

muttering about

the Institute

and tape recorders

and statements.

(whatever those things are)

Sometimes he cries.

Sometimes he stares at the walls.

Sometimes he talks into a thing that

clicks and whirrs.

I like the man.

He gives good scratches.

My human is worried about him.

I can smell it on her.

She yells sometimes

but she doesn’t smell angry.

She smells…

protective.

Jon.

You have to stop.

All these statements

that tape recorder.

You’re serving an—

an evil diety of watching!

Every time you click that thing

you’re giving it what it wants.

And look what it’s done to you!

You’re hiding out

with your ex-girlfriend.

The man looks sad.

Do you want me

to go?

I make a sad sound.

I don’t want the man to go.

He gives good scratches

and he never rubs my belly.

(I do not like that…

but sometimes it’s fun

to nip at the hand that tries)

My human makes a sad sound too.

No Jon.

I don’t want you to go.

Just put that thing away.

I rub against my human’s leg

and purr.

I don’t care that the man serves

an evil something-or-other.

I like him anyway.

NaPoWriMo day 10 - the admiral, “he might be serving an evil deity of Watching, but he gives good scratches, so who cares?” for @rauchendesgnu

[ziyalathena30]

Adorable!!

[ithinkimfaking]

One of my hobbies is listening to the tma q&a with jonny and Alex and clipping out bits that I'm like, this is just martin and Jon bickering. The girls are fighting. This conversation could happen in season 5 and I would not bat an eye.

[ziyalathena30]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Martin and Jon end up somewhere else, and that somewhere is Night Vale.

[ziyalathena30]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Jon and Martin acquire furry critters as they build a quiet life in the somewhere else.

This is my latest fic! I hope you enjoy it!!

[elvenwhovian]

10 years ago, after playing Portal and Portal 2, I came across this incredible piece of fan art by tribute27. To this day I credit it for introducing me to Blue Sky.

It was 10 years ago on this day (at least by my estimation), March 8, 2014 that I began reading Blue Sky. A week later I started posting fan art and the rest is history.

[snekberry]

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Time travel au poster. link

F!Jon stuck in the Lonely but he's doing one of those babygirl poses. link

P!Jon and F!Jon's surprise birthday party. link

F!Jon and F!Martin reference sheet. link

P!Jon dreams of polyarchives. link

F!Jon and P!Martin interaction. link

[radioactive-yuri]

i just think it'd be really funny if a homophobe went to the magnus institute to make a statement, and then got mad at one of the archive assistants for wearing a pride pin or smth and started the whole "who's your boss?" routine, only to find out that the chain of command just gets gayer and gayer.

oh you don't wanna deal with the friendly gay man just wearing a rainbow pin? then feel free to deal with his boss/boyfriend instead, a gnc asexual biromantic man with a vibe that can only be described as "of course you're constantly dealing with the horrors. and have pronouns".

oh, you wanna talk to the manager? have fun complaining about the gay agenda to a guy who gets funding for his institute from his sugar daddy, wears high heels just to make sure people can hear him walking around and know he's keeping an eye on them, and probably switches his gender up every once in a while just to keep the haters guessing.

[littleliongirl16]

okay "of course you're constantly dealing with the horrors. and have pronouns" made me crack up

also I feel like the only proper conclusion to this joke is that the homophobe takes it to the Ceaseless Watcher and somehow it's queer too. Idk how; it doesn't have a mind really, but comedy requires that it's queer

[wilkoakdraws]

have at ya an unholy pile of wildly chaotic and VERY serious magnus stuff from last 6 months. happy 2024

[mayyak]

Okay im going to bed but. Gonna provide a lil titbit in terms of what the canon tma cast is up to in case 14.02 au? Even if it is not really related to the plot of the au itself that much?

The main deal is that Something happened to the web lighter. Either it simply did not get delivered or something else happened, but it never reached the archives which causes a butterfly effect and the main points of it are

Sasha and Tim are both alive.

Elias dies in the tunnels instead of Leitner. Martin somehow involved

Jon is the new head of the magnus institute

The Change never happened

So. Yeah, its basically the fabeled "martin goes to the tunnels and solves everything" timeline. Kinda

[ziyalathena30]

This!!

[purr-in-ink]

[ziyalathena30]

This is my cat!!

[ticckytack]

My Jonathan Sims Headcanons

My Jon is an attractive Persian trans man with vitiligo. He has very dark skin with the light patches of vitiligo giving him a distinctive and unique look. He has long skinny fingers. He is near-sighted but despises his glasses and more often than not decides not to wear them, despite the fact that means he cannot see. After he becomes an Avatar, the glasses are unnecessary.

Jon crochets his own sweaters/vests and is surprisingly fashionable. He has a genderqueer style, mostly consisting of slacks, long skirts, and button downs.

His pronouns are he/they. Jon wears mismatched colorful socks and wears his father’s brown hand-me-down trenchcoat instead of buying a new one that fits.

He is five foot four and fifty kilos. He is autistic. His hair is a point of pride for him because his mother had the same long streaked hair. My Jon looks just like his mother but acts like his father. He has beautiful dark brown eyes that become a near neon green after he became an Avatar.

He is clean shaven because the spot of light skin on his face makes his stubble grow in mismatched. He despises the prickly feeling of body hair.

He’s a prickly sarcastic bitch. He cooks extremely well but always makes too much so he never does. He can play the piano extremely well.

He has social anxiety and tends to come across as meaner than he intended. He is almost constantly stressed. He is always afraid.

His worm scars end up looking like patches of vitiligo. During S2 he had to make use of a cane due to the worms burrowing in his legs.

In University, he was initially in med before he switched to literature. He has a collection of throw blankets and hasn’t slept under an actual comforter in years. He has a bunch of tiny cat statues. He loves antiques.

He has severe texture issues which is why he learned to knit and crochet his own clothes because he can’t stand the feeling of store bought. His clothes can’t be too tight or else he feels as though he’s being crushed.

During Uni, he took gymnastics and as a child he wanted to learn figure skating. He’s frail but surprisingly hardy.

[ziyalathena30]

I love this!!

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[ziyalathena30]

Omg

[dakota-zen-deactivated20250519]

No estar con nadie es mejor que estar con la persona equivocada. A veces los que vuelan solos tienen las alas más fuertes.

[ziyalathena30]

Frick Yea!!!

[melandrops]

my headcanons for the pet names the magnus archives characters use

jon - dear. you can just hear him saying it to martin can't you. grab me the salt would you dear?

martin - sweetheart. he really only would break out the pet names when jon is being particularly pitiful and he's trying to comfort his boyfriend.

tim - babe, which he uses on everyone all the time. i firmly believe he's accidentally let babe slip out to elias once and still thought about it at night for weeks afterward. if he's being particularly annoying at the time and knows it, scrumpkins.

sasha - not a big pet name user. people have names for a reason. she'll let a darling slip out every now and again with her partner.

melanie - babe, with the occasional love peppered in when she's feeling particularly sappy.

georgie - look me in the eyes and tell me she doesn't radiate hon energy. maybe honey if she's in public.

daisy - pet names? her girlfriend isn't a dog, thank you very much.

basira - same.

elias - dear, in a very sappy and overdramatic way until it becomes his default over time.

peter - no thank you.

gerry - like tim, he really lays the pet names on thick when he's being annoying or goofing off. otherwise a simple babe will do that job

michael - shelley would say the word angel without a shred of irony in his voice because he's that kind of guy. distortion would say darling and rolls the r's just enough to make it uncomfortable