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Calvin | 22♏ | i dunno man, just playin d&d and livin my best sorta gay life

[sexhaver]

its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

[sexhaver]

the council has spoken

[gunsandfireandshit]

[homo-se-dice]

I literally cannot rest and it’s all because of this tiktok

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

put azula in smash

[5hio]

I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen

 (i know Ed’s leg is in the opposite side shh)

[zvaigzdelasas]

[b3thany97a1]

this is the onion you illiterates

[zvaigzdelasas]

Did the little onion logo give it away?

[b3thany97a1]

What are you talking about

[zvaigzdelasas]

This motherfucking morsel

This is called an O N I O N

(yes, really!)

Try one sometimes

[gaynerds]

Source: Skiinmode

[romy7]

[gaynerds]

[ohcorny]

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

[snorlaxatives]

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

[snorlaxatives]

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

[dragontatoes]

Imagine having this career

[hollowwwillow]

it all checks out

[lifeaccordingtodrew]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[fyeahdisneyatlantis]

Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 

Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”

Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”

Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…

(impatiently) …You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”

Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”

Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”

Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

[yokohamasonebraincell]

[mrclassyclass]

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[moonlight-monster]

Death Note came back in 2020 just to epically call out Trump

I AM SCREAMING!

https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/death-note-special-one-shot-chapter-1/chapter/19985?action=read

[voidambassador]

Imagine bringing back a manga over a decade after it ended just to fuck with Trump, like the Spite of it,

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The last human Ryuk spent time around was literally a mass murderer who thought he was a god and wanted to be the Murder God of the entire planet and he was fine with hanging out with him as long as he got apples out of the deal

Yet even Ryuk is utterly repulsed and disgusted by Donald Trump after less than a minute of being anywhere near this cockroach

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[wolveswithhats]

damn right he is

[absolxguardian]

“I’ve never cared much about international news, then a few years ago, the strangest thing happened.”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[cosmictuesdays]

#joyce has probably backed into spike like three times #maybe if he would stop CREEPING in the bushes [x]

[dario58030]

And this is why driving testers fail you if you don’t look out the back window when backing up

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

“The DMV is part of the vampire agenda” was not the hot take I was looking for today, but it oddly feels right.