zod

the 4th migo matty b till the day I die

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[no-chill-at-all]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[trashboat]

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

[brucebocchi]

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

[plasmalogical]

dr thot

[onlyblackgirl]

What time he open

[gorgonsach]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

[shou7]

[robertdeniro]

[eiriee]

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

[blackness-by-your-side]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Big mood

[blackmamba112-deactivated201505]

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

[80slesbiab]

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[shejla24]

[coolthingoftheday]

Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.

[georgekinstanza]

he looks great, what’s his secret

[coolthingoftheday]

Dermatologists HATE him