say goodbye to exodia

just a lil’ guy/24/too many creaky joints

[titsay]

enjoying the rain

[maryschild]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

[skwisgmoved-deactivated20200411]

god damn burnie shit okay who we fuckin up

[the-money-dog]

[magick-memes]

[tagfer]

[tagfer]

why is people reblogging this so much like seven years later. i made this while giving away shiny oshawott on the gts cuz i was high and bored and now people is like “woa” ???

[ptactwo]

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

[ptactwo]

i know that children crave steel and iron

[badassdemonsword]

[seravph]

Opinion on women's suffrage?

sufferage? women shouldnt suffer ... only a sick fuck would think that

- sasuke

[seravph]

[seravph]

Happy womens day

[hell-propaganda]

I have shattered myself and become a new person now but all you see is the old glass shards still on the surface

[istealyourpunchlines]

[hell-propaganda]

Guys I got blorbo’d again and I don’t know who this person is either

[hell-propaganda]

All y’all are soooo proud of yourselves for recognizing the onceler. Well I would not be proud of that

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[random-brushstrokes]

Thomas Edwin Mostyn - Jewels (n.d.)

[hakonohanayome]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Jesus was relaxing in Heaven when he noticed a familiar looking old man

Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, “Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?”

“Yes,” said the old man, “but he wasn’t my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens.”

“Very interesting,” said Jesus. “Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?”

“Oh, yes, many times,” answered the old man. “But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards.”

Jesus couldn’t believe it. Could this actually be His father?

“One last question,” He said. “Were you a carpenter?”

“Why yes,” replied the old man. “Yes I was.”

Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, “Dad?”

The old man rubbed his eyes and said, “Pinocchio?”

[visenyaism]

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

[visenyaism]

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

[batfamtrash-deactivated20170829]

those are exceptionally large numbers

[musashi]

im so glad someone tallied this

[kagomehigurashi]

iconic

[anxietyproblem]

[animentality]